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Saying 'Fuck' To A Judge = Bad Idea
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Thu 15 Mar, 2007 @ 8:37am |
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THE COURT: Call the next case please. [PROSECUTOR]: State calls Eugene Wright ... MR. JOHNSON: -- at the same time. Don't make no motherfucking sense. THE COURT: Bring him back. Take him back. MR. JOHNSON: No motherfucking sense. THE COURT: Pull him back. MR. JOHNSON: Yo, man, stop yanking on my motherfucking arms. Motherfucking -- THE COURT: Sit him back over there in front of the table. [Uh-oh] THE CLERK: Give me the file back. He might be under contempt of court. THE COURT: Now, stand up there. Come back to that table there. Step on up now. What's wrong with you? MR. JOHNSON: What the fuck you think wrong with me, man? Goddamn, I'm trying to tell you I ain't have no motherfucking option in this shit, man. THE COURT: All right. MR. JOHNSON: What the fuck? You think everybody just want to go sit in prison for the rest of their life because you ain't got nothing better to do than to sit up there and crack jokes. This ain't no motherfucking joke, man. This is about my goddamn life. THE COURT: That cost you five months and twenty-nine days in addition to the three years I've just given you [#1, and suspiciously shy of the 6 months that would require a jury trial] MR. JOHNSON: Fuck this shit, man. THE COURT: All right. That's five months and twenty-nine more in addition to the five months and twenty-nine I've given you. [#2] MR. JOHNSON: Fuck you, bitch. THE COURT: That's five months and twenty-nine days. That's three years. That's five months and twenty-nine days. Now, wait a minute. That's consecutive to the three years that you're now doing. Each one of those. Separate and independent. [#3] MR. JOHNSON: If I had a gun, your motherfucking head would be splattered all over the back of the goddamn wall for -- THE COURT: And you'd better shoot straight when you try. When you get out, come on. Five months and twenty-nine more for that. That's consecutive to the three others and consecutive to the one that you're doing now. [#4] MR. JOHNSON: Whatever man. You're tired of giving it out? Did you finish or what? THE COURT: Well, we can see. That's five months and twenty-nine more. [#5] MR. JOHNSON: Kiss my ass again. THE COURT: Five months and twenty-nine more. [#6] MR. JOHNSON: Kiss my ass until you're tired of giving me another. THE COURT: That's six of them. MR. JOHNSON: Kiss my ass again. THE COURT: Seven. Five months and twenty-nine days. [#7] MR. JOHNSON: Fuck you. Kiss my ass again. THE COURT: Five months and twenty-nine days. [#8] MR. JOHNSON: All right. THE COURT: Consecutive. THE CLERK: Silence. MR. JOHNSON: So you finished giving out time? THE COURT: I guess. Until you cuss again. MR. JOHNSON: Suck my dick. [Very tricky, because "dick" isn't a cuss word.] THE COURT: Five months and twenty-nine days consecutive. [#9] [Damn!] THE BAILIFF: Quiet in the Court. MR. JOHNSON: You finished? THE COURT: I suppose. MR. JOHNSON: Well, what the fuck are you holding me for then? THE COURT: Five months and twenty-nine more days. Consecutive. [#10] MR. JOHNSON: Get the fuck off me, man. THE COURT: Call the next one. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Thu 15 Mar, 2007 @ 1:13pm |
 Coolness: 282590 | They can't do that BTW...lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Thu 15 Mar, 2007 @ 2:40pm |
| Coolness: 339800 | contempt of court is against the law..
whether the judge can get away with that sort of extra sentencing is another question.. |
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Saying 'Fuck' To A Judge = Bad Idea
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