Lets Share Story About Shitting Our Pants!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 3:29pm |
 Coolness: 83915 | I posted this on mtldnb too...
but i thought i should post this here cuz you guys do way more drugs and all love the cock so i'm pretty sure you shit yer pants all the time... so ya... the morning after going to see the rub show at l'academy i wake up... put my pants on... and go into my living room and see my roomate at his computer typin' away... with a big smerk on my face i tap his shoulder and lift my leg like i'm gunna fart... cept the look on my face changed hardcore when i heard a big squirting sound and felt something warm drippin' down my leg... my roomate started cracking up instantly... and i ran to the can to finish what i started. it was pretty nasty... my whole ass and the back of my leg were covered... i had to clean the whole toilet after too cuz there was shit marks from my legs all over it. my boxer briefs had to get tossed in the end... but i managed to salvage my pantaloons!!! so ya... this thread is about the last time you shit yerself... add your own horror storys and keep it goin yo!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 3:33pm |
 Coolness: 509600 | I got SO fucken drunk once, one of those times that you have NO clue what happened after 11pm or how you got home.. I woke up and my bed was super wet so I had obviously pissed myself... it didn't smell and wasn't yellow but the mattress went in the garbage anyway... I figure this relates enough to this thread and I really don't give a fuck what people think cause it was a long time ago, real embarasing though, like , just to myself |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 3:35pm |
 Coolness: 182570 | wow! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Amp_Up a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 3:36pm |
 Coolness: 83375 | Never happened to me but it did to a guy at my job...
He always spend the lunch hour in his car to take a nap, but once, he never came back. Ha called his boss to tell him he tought he would simply fart, but the shit came down... I also heard he had to clean his car seat... It happens last week and i came so close to post that story here... but yesterday the guy got fired, so it's still actual... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 3:38pm |
 Coolness: 81730 | Fortunately I have nothing to contribute to this thread since I control my drinking and shitting habits very well...
Hopefully you guys learned from your experiences and take the necessary precautions when drinking and shitting in the future. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Amp_Up a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 3:40pm |
| Coolness: 83375 | what a shitty comment! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 3:46pm |
| Coolness: 509600 | indeed! yeah, moderation and drinking is like being allergic to air... what's the point of living!? Mise À Jour » AlienZeD a écrit sur Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 3:46pm that was really unclear...
but w/e, yeah I think we both learned our lesson |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 3:54pm |
| Coolness: 81730 | damn, all this time I thought my keyboard was covered in coffee stains! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 3:58pm |
| Coolness: 83915 | 55 views and nobody else has shit themselves???
you guys ARE FULL OF SHIT!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 4:01pm |
| Coolness: 509600 | lol fine. High School, wet fart... boxers went into the garbage and went commando the rest of the day. That's it though I swear! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Amp_Up a répondu le Thu 14 Dec, 2006 @ 4:22pm |
| Coolness: 83375 | hahahahaha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Fri 15 Dec, 2006 @ 2:39am |
 Coolness: 152550 | I already told this storu twelve times here.
I got strangled by a doorman at a bar on 4th street, NYC. Fat Black Pussycat. Doorman must've been 300lbs Easy, and was holding me down on the hood of a ca. I streaked one in panic. No biggie. The other time was whenI was in the hospital. After an operation, you don't have a proper bowel system, so your shit is all liquid and reaaaaaly awful to smell. Like dead old ppl juice smell. Just the worst. Anyways, I'm walking all proud that I can walk. I got my paper robe on, ass showing. And I feel like I'm gonna rip one. Of course, I dripped all over my shoes and floor. I had time to sneak into the showers before anyone caught on to me. They had to mope it and everything |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Fri 15 Dec, 2006 @ 12:24pm |
| Coolness: 509600 | lol, ah man, who thought shitting yourself would be so funny |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Amp_Up a répondu le Fri 15 Dec, 2006 @ 1:32pm |
| Coolness: 83375 | woah Sim! Jte lève mon chapeau mon gars, juste pour piler sur ton orgeuil et nous raconter ces histoires !! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Samwise a répondu le Fri 15 Dec, 2006 @ 7:03pm |
 Coolness: 133065 | Et la Pensee du Jour:
"Vaut mieux chier un pet que petter une crotte." mediter donc la dessus... :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Fri 15 Dec, 2006 @ 7:07pm |
 Coolness: 136085 | do not drink milk thats past the date... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef a répondu le Sat 16 Dec, 2006 @ 5:52am |
 Coolness: 154715 | Originally Posted By __PHOENIX__
Fortunately I have nothing to contribute to this thread since I control my drinking and shitting habits very well... Hopefully you guys learned from your experiences and take the necessary precautions when drinking and shitting in the future. jésus wins! Mise À Jour » cactain_steef a écrit sur Sat 16 Dec, 2006 @ 5:57am ahah acutaly ..simon wearing paper wins!
ps. i havent shat my pants yet... buut! ther was this one time when i was on the bus an i thought shit was going to explode all over the place, so i waddle home real fast, squeeze my butt cheeks in the elevator, hoping ill make it.... pull my pants down, sit on the john ..AND! ..all i had to do was fart. i get all excited for some big logcabin dump, and it waas just air. now that, is disappointment. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry a répondu le Sat 16 Dec, 2006 @ 9:50am |
 Coolness: 73125 | lmao, I haven't shit myself recently, but as a kid I've done it a few times.
If it happens I'll let you know. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop a répondu le Sat 16 Dec, 2006 @ 11:17am |
 Coolness: 200570 | Originally Posted By CACTAIN_STEEF
Originally Posted By __Phoenix__
Fortunately I have nothing to contribute to this thread since I control my drinking and shitting habits very well... Hopefully you guys learned from your experiences and take the necessary precautions when drinking and shitting in the future. Shit Yas, that sucks. I'm so sorry :( j�sus wins! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef a répondu le Sat 16 Dec, 2006 @ 1:48pm |
| Coolness: 154715 | thank you for your condolences, sharon. thank you. Mise À Jour » cactain_steef a écrit sur Sat 16 Dec, 2006 @ 1:48pm as for the other guy who shit his pants as a kid.. haha um.. HAHAH! |
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