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Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee a répondu le Thu 30 Mar, 2006 @ 11:24am |
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please
select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If however, you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan and lie down. If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up :lol Lee |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Marie_Poppins a répondu le Thu 30 Mar, 2006 @ 1:21pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Thu 30 Mar, 2006 @ 1:54pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Br34th3 a répondu le Thu 30 Mar, 2006 @ 2:51pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee a répondu le Thu 30 Mar, 2006 @ 3:11pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kwickStah a répondu le Thu 30 Mar, 2006 @ 4:44pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ a répondu le Thu 30 Mar, 2006 @ 8:55pm |
its weird i was reading an article in my english class today from 97 that talked about humour and shit and that was one of the jokes in the article. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» HumanBoing a répondu le Mon 3 Apr, 2006 @ 11:44am |
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