The Neverending Story: Phase 3
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| k since were bored lets make up a story and put the wheels of imagination in motion... (did i just say that?!?!)..
There once lived a turtle who wasn't like other turtles for he didnt live in a shell, no he lived in a hut shaped like a mushroom that had once belonged to a smurf. but since the war of 1989 in which all the smurf huts were taken over by magical beings insisting the female smurfs to take off their bras this hut now belonged to this turtle named theodore... |
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| theodore hardcore, the gabber turtle |
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| Mais theodore etait un voyageur et un aventurier, alors il commencait a s'ennuyer a mourir seul dans ce si grand espace. Il ne peut pas quitter cet endroit car il a fait la solanelle promesse au grand shtroumf sur son lit de mort de proteger jusqu'a son dernier souffle cette maison. Une nuit ou il dormait paisiblement un etrange bruit le tira de ses reveries. Il se demandait ce qui avait bien pu le deranger comme ca. Apres quelques instants il entend le bruit a nouveau, c'est un grattement qui vient de l'exterieur, on dirait que quelqu'un est entrain de creuser un tunel en dessous de sa maisonette.... |
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| He said fuck this, hopped on a butterfly and it brought him right smack in the middle of [ st.ca ] street. he huddled himself on a bench where he'd be safe from the passerby's and some funky dude sits next to him and asks him if he wants to smoke a joint, he say,"no, fuck you!" and the guy says,"i be nice to you, i be nice to you, i be nice to everyone, i make boots for my cheeelren!! wipe my penis!!!" |
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| Ok , pour une raison inconnue , theodore accepta la proposition et gagna 200 $ et un joint (pas mal ...) , donc , àprès cet évennement insolite , not' p'tite to'tue décida de retourner au village des schtroumfs parceque tsé c'est là que l'action se passe ... |
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| Meanwhile on the planet of the apes, Davanah was eating grass pie... Damn did he ever like that pie, it was all mushy and wet, and his small throaght could swallow the mush with ease... Garakah, the leader of the OmaSaBin cult hurries over to call Davanah because a misterious tree appeared in the middle of the village. |
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| .. and they all lived happily ever after. THE END. !?!? ;) |
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| NOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo !
It's a -NEVERENDING- story , like , it never ends .
So there must be a "to be continued" writing after any post !
So ahem , that was just a joke and the evil joker came out of his box 'cos , like , that's what he did ...
to be continued , eh . |
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| weell duh! thus, the question marks!! They all thought it was just a dumb tree.. but just then,oooh yes just then a big scary munstah jumped out. It looked like a mix of Little Nicky and Dumbo. [next plz] |
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| Actually , it's pretty ugly monster that eats stuff like tongues in vinegar ... |
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| then the monster grew wings and flew away and a whole buncha midgets came out from behind a shrub and started screaming for happy clouds and then ten happy clouds came into the sky and the midgets started walking up stairs that led to nowhere |
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| except the werent ordinary midgets they were midgets with tales... in fact they werent even human but sqiwittens (or how ever you spell it) in discise.... |
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| you're so cute when you cant spell
awww |
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| did the story end? |
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| nonono , look at that -
So , the midgets decided to go raving (why not , midgets can rave too !) in tiny tiny lil' rainbow supah hhc rave ...
But , oh no , it was full o' midget drug ! |
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| i think they did k too from what ive heard
silly retarded little midgets
k is for cats |
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| tsk tsk , bad bad bad ... |
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| lets go bowling |
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| yah , those midgets arent , like , cool enough for us ... |
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| like you know whatever...
rental shoes! |
The Neverending Story: Phase 3
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