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I Shat Myself Once
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 2:58am |
 Coolness: 92555 | ok i was like 7, 8 or nine and i was at a toys r us in the west island and i shat myself looking at nintendo games.. i ran to the bathroom and i cloged the toilet with my jocky shorts that were full off discharge to the brim.. and my mother had no idea so i was stuck in this bathroom for like 30 min till someone came and found me then found my mother and the bathroom was full of water and brown town steeze..
tell us your shattering storys of the bung.. do it!! whats yours? everyone has one. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 6:36am |
 Coolness: 103395 | I shat my pants reading this thread |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» clown a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 7:29pm |
 Coolness: 221825 | Mike, your fucked up bro... lol.. ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 10:02pm |
| Coolness: 92555 | duhh .. everyone knows that.. tell me about your shit clow!! do it! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 11:50pm |
 Coolness: 152570 | I ain'T scared of shit.
So I'm 18 at the time..YES 18. We're in the fat black pussy cat, a bar on West 4th street ( caged basketball court in Nyc, you know, rough neck of Manhattan) So We get expelled of the place for being loud and I dropped my beer on the ground. Some say I threw it, i say I dropped it. Anyways the 350 lbs bouncer grabs me by the neck and lifts me up from inside the club and on the hood of a car... Sidewalks are friggin large in NYC. I'm struggling to breath while he chokes me. I even try to grab the whiper from the car to fend him off. Not working. it's been 30 seconds and he gets more violent. That's when I shat my pants. Not big time..but you feel it.. you know. Finally my step brother grabs cops (which wasn't a realy great idea since I was underage in a bar anyways...) and the bouncer let's go of me.... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 12:26am |
 Coolness: 73145 | I once shit myself in kindergarden. My teacher was a fucking bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom no matter how much I pleaded so I got so upset that I just shat myslf right there infront of her.
Completely freaked the shit (Ihihihi funny joke) out of the teacher, I guess she was afraid she was gonna get like fired or something for making a poor little kid shit himself. She just completely freaked out and was like OMG OMG OMG running around franticaly while there was a nice sturdy turd bulging out the back of my tidy-whities. Then here's the icing on the cake, as she's running to go get the principal I'm trying to play it off as if nothing happened so I just sit down... BIG FUCKING MISTAKE! At that point the turd became not so sturdy and I had a nice little trail slowly move down my leg onto the floor. She came back freaked out a little more and had to clean it up. That was satisfying. Then the principal came in and gave me a lot of paper and told me to go clean myself up in the washroom while he called my mother, he stayed calm. I got to go home, and chill the rest of the day after taking a LONG shower. Try it next time someone is pissing you off, go right up to them and shit urself right infront of them, c'mon I know you want to do it. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 12:45am |
 Coolness: 145480 | wow these are great stories hahaha....I wish I had one....but I really don't think that ever happened to me....I'll ask my parents. Maybe they got some child story or something. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 1:49am |
 Coolness: 154735 | CLEVELAND STEAAAMER!!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 2:02am |
 Coolness: 202175 | Shatting at toys r us is da shit
One time I had to go for a big stinky pooh when I was at my friends house and my ffriend Mark wouldn't let me use his bathroom, so I couldn't hold it in no longer, I was like 8 and my Mom was gonna get me soon to bring me home but i couldn't wait .. so i push real hard and this big stinky green slimey hell of a guy came out. Me Mums came back and yelled at my neighhood friend Mark. I still have the stained brown undies to prove it Then two months later I got him back by making him eat his own caa caa |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 8:56am |
| Coolness: 103395 | One time...same as dmto i was in first grade and the teacher wouldnt let me go and i ask a good 20 times...shat myself in class....at lunch i had to get up..and i was too shy to tell the teacher so i just went to lunch and it started dripping down my pants...then my teacher found me in the hallway chillin alone tryin to do something about it...anyways finnaly when class started again she brings me TO THE GYM CLASS WHERE ANOTHER GROUP IS ALREADY AND WHILE THE GYM TEAHCER IS TALKING TO HIS CLASS THE TEACHER COMES WITH ME IN FRONT OF THE CLASS AND TELLS THE TEACHER INFRONT OF EVERYONE THAT I HAD A LITTLW ACCIDENT AND I GOTTA USE THE SHOWERS...fuckin bitch...finnaly i went back into class when i was all cleaned up and received a big laugh from my hole class. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 11:07am |
| Coolness: 152570 | Oh damm, Mike.. I just remembered last time I saw you.
When you gave change to that drunk piece of hair shouting in the subway. and then I mooned you and Pat. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 11:34am |
| Coolness: 154735 | ahahahahha... best thread in a llong time.. BUMP! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 4:03pm |
| Coolness: 92555 | i dont remember that. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 4:30pm |
| Coolness: 152570 | I unno. I realy remember mooning you and pat in the subway. it was like 11pm and the metro was full. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 4:38pm |
 Coolness: 471865 | sick ! |
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