Best Comeback You Heard/did
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 Coolness: 49785
| I was chilllin with some people yesterday from the tams and I had my nerdwar sword with me and we were in saint laurent and barry was using my nerd sword to mess with people.
and out of nowhere this guy with black and pink hair and tight ass pants and a tight t-shirt and a I am gay all the way walk.. passes by and looks at barry and says "DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!"
and barry looks at him and just says DUNGEONS AND FAAAAAAAGOOOOTS!!!!!!!!
it was one of the funniest things of the week by far.
then there was tender vittles.. but.. nevermind. |
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 Coolness: 154675
| someone told me "well that was a shitty comeback"
i said.. well... if i wanted my cum back, id scrape it off the back of your moms teeth. |
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| haha. JAHLARIOUS. |
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| damn right :lol |
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 Coolness: 276435
| YOU ARE THE LOAD YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! |
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 Coolness: 64790
| Originally posted by APPLEFWIN...
YOU ARE THE LOAD YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
 eheh, this one's sick, Im gonna remember that one... |
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Coolness: 116295
| WHAT THE FUCK IS A DOUCHEBAG! |
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 Coolness: 92495
| hahahaha.... sorry we don't like hanging out with downer kids.. that's cool peace!! |
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Coolness: 92495
| "IVE GOT A KNIFE TOO" |
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Coolness: 92495
| "you white boys suck at basketball". wereDRUNK you black magic mufuckaz! |
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 Coolness: 201225
| some guy in my french class in sec 5 was bothering me and he got me suspended one time... so I drew a funny characture of him as a rat, since people used to call him rat boy a lot in school because he had some rat-like features.
Anyway the picture must have triggered childhood trauma or something because he started yelling and screaming at me that he would kill me then he started crying while yelling he would kill me over and over again. While this happened I couldn't stop laughing and he had to be seperated from me by a bunch of people cause he was going completely insane... We were all 16-17 so it was even more funny. Suffice to say that guy never bothered me again and we got along fine after that.
Anyway nothing has ever topped that retribution. |
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 Coolness: 89485
| if you can't laugh at yourself you're missing a good show |
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 Coolness: 92265
| vagina face! |
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 Coolness: 2603985
| What is that pic in your avatar... Supier wierd... |
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Coolness: 154675
| "HE WILL HURT YOU!!!!" hahaha |
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Coolness: 49785
| "you white boys suck at basketball". wereDRUNK you black magic mufuckaz!"
im quoting this as my new msn name |
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Coolness: 92495
| shut up you douche bag "what the fuck is a douche bag" yer a douche bag " ive got a knife too" HE WILL HURT YOU!!!..hahah |
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Coolness: 92495
| leave the l;ady alone .. no means no. |
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Coolness: 92495
| what a fucking queerbag that guy was. |
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Coolness: 154675
| honestly.. ahaha.."TYSON!!!!" STOP ET!" "but tyson is a black guy's name!" |
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