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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino a répondu le Mon 24 Jan, 2005 @ 11:48pm |
 Coolness: 69170 | How do you know if you've crushed your windpipe so bad it's irrepairable? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop a répondu le Mon 24 Jan, 2005 @ 11:53pm |
 Coolness: 200725 | you're dead. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Mon 24 Jan, 2005 @ 11:54pm |
 Coolness: 339860 | that or.. no, you're right. dead. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 25 Jan, 2005 @ 3:58am |
 Coolness: 685785 | The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart] Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one. The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: What? Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not. The Dead Collector: He isn't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better. Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby. The Dead Collector: I can't take him. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor. The Dead Collector: I can't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round? The Dead Collector: Thursday. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk. Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy. [the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club] Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much. The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Large Man with Dead Body: Right. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miller a répondu le Tue 25 Jan, 2005 @ 5:41am |
 Coolness: 57385 | is that a monty python skit???
i could be wrong |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Tue 25 Jan, 2005 @ 7:17am |
| Coolness: 339860 | if it isn't they totaly stole the monty python style. |
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