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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino a répondu le Mon 24 Jan, 2005 @ 11:48pm
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How do you know if you've crushed your windpipe so bad it's irrepairable?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop a répondu le Mon 24 Jan, 2005 @ 11:53pm
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you're dead.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Mon 24 Jan, 2005 @ 11:54pm
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that or.. no, you're right. dead.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 25 Jan, 2005 @ 3:58am
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The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miller a répondu le Tue 25 Jan, 2005 @ 5:41am
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is that a monty python skit???
i could be wrong
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Tue 25 Jan, 2005 @ 7:17am
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if it isn't they totaly stole the monty python style.
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