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Pruno
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 6:20pm |
 Coolness: 201445 | [ www.blacktable.com ]
Now everyone can learn how to make prison hooch... PRUNO! I think we should have a pruno party one day, drink some pruno punch... anyone have oranges, fruit cocktail, suger, water, and ketchup and a plastic bag ? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 6:23pm |
| Coolness: 201445 | goddamn is that a funny page |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 6:31pm |
 Coolness: 685810 | This thread should be moved to the GT section. :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 6:33pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 6:36pm |
| Coolness: 685810 | must... fight... inner... alcoholic... resist.... arghhhh... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 6:39pm |
| Coolness: 201445 | Recipe For Prison Pruno
A poem by Jarvis Masters Take ten peeled oranges, Jarvis Masters, it is the judgment and sentence of this court, one 8 oz. bowl of fruit cocktail, that the charged information was true, squeeze the fruit into a small plastic bag, and the jury having previously, on said date, and put the juice along with the mash inside, found that the penalty shall be death, add 16 oz. of water and seal the bag tightly. and this Court having, on August 20, 1991, Place the bag into your sink, denied your motion for a new trial, and heat it with hot running water for 15 minutes. it is the order of this Court that you suffer death, wrap towels around the bag to keep it warm for fermentation. said penalty to be inflicted within the walls of San Quentin, Stash the bag in your cell undisturbed for 48 hours. at which place you shall be put to death, When the time has elapsed, in the manner prescribed by law, add 40 to 60 cubes of white sugar, the date later to be fixed by the Court in warrant of execution. six teaspoons of ketchup, You are remanded to the custody of the warden of San Quentin, then heat again for 30 minutes, to be held by him pending final secure the bag as done before, determination of your appeal. then stash the bag undisturbed again for 72 hours. It is so ordered. Reheat daily for 15 minutes. In witness whereof, After 72 hours, I have hereon set my hand as Judge of this Superior Court, with a spoon, skim off the mash, and I have caused the seal of this Court to be affixed thereto. pour the remaining portion into two 18 oz. cups. May God have mercy on your soul. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 7:54pm |
 Coolness: 276655 | wow.. that made my a part of my brain hurt. The same part that hurts when I drink too much. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 8:10pm |
 Coolness: 121660 | it seems like an awful lot of work for something that only makes 2 glasses of something so repulsive that they can compare it to bile |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 8:25pm |
 Coolness: 141585 | yeah lets have a pruno night
shotgun watching |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 9:09pm |
 Coolness: 299545 | i want some! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD a répondu le Wed 26 May, 2004 @ 11:14pm |
 Coolness: 85905 | ahahaha,
"As the water begins to steam, allow the sneaking feeling that you'll never amount to anything run down your spine." also: Make sure to keep a close eye on Baby Pruno, because if you're not careful, the bag holding Baby Pruno will pop, letting nasty orange pulp and mushy fruit cocktail seep all over the place. This happened when we were making pruno and the apartment smelled like Newark for three days. :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey a répondu le Thu 27 May, 2004 @ 8:50am |
 Coolness: 102985 | Originally posted by LITTLE SARAH...
it seems like an awful lot of work for something that only makes 2 glasses of something so repulsive that they can compare it to bile when ur serving time, ur desperate. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine a répondu le Thu 27 May, 2004 @ 9:12am |
 Coolness: 138940 | that was an awesome read. haha. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee a répondu le Thu 27 May, 2004 @ 9:30am |
 Coolness: 87285 | ewwwwwwww |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DonLouis a répondu le Fri 28 May, 2004 @ 10:17am |
 Coolness: 84305 | Sounds bad. I ain't never eating this crap |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ a répondu le Fri 28 May, 2004 @ 7:48pm |
| Coolness: 141585 | drinking...ain't ever drinking THAT crap... |
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