Only In Japan...
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| I'm feeling muevete y perrea right now.. |
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| hahaha |
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| I'm feeling where am i ? right now.. |
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| I want like, 50 of them. |
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| I'm feeling your norks right now.. |
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| Seriously though.. I can only see the use of that in extreme cases, like if you need to show a bloodstained sheet after the wedding... I can´t imagine anyone getting off on "oozing blood, not too much just the right amount"... |
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| Originally Posted By NARFETTE
Seriously though.. I can only see the use of that in extreme cases, like if you need to show a bloodstained sheet after the wedding... I can´t imagine anyone getting off on "oozing blood, not too much just the right amount"...
You obviously have no idea how much porn is out there with "virgins" getting deflowered.. The fake blood that's "just the right amount" could potentially fool thousands of people into signing up for a site that has "real" virgins and make them tons of money! |
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| OMG x 25, this is going to be my best pickup line for the next 20 years. "I'm a virgin. No but, really... I can prove it!" Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I'm ordering a lifetime supply rite NOW. |
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| I'm feeling sydney=amazing right now.. |
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| I can see that working as an awesome pickup line on jaded wannabe-vampire goths..
"Hey, I'm a virgin and I can prove it!"
"really? how?"
"I promise I'll bleed for you!"
*instant vamp-goth boner* |
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| it says china... not japan on the website btw |
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| * Made in Japan
This item will be shipped from China |
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| I'm feeling omfg i masturbated right now.. |
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| true... i am an ass...
i had not scrolled down at all (which doesnt excuse my assness that I ASSume completely) but god damn this pic freaked me out
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| Just as creepy as the first time you sent me this, cat. |
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| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. |
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| I wonder how realistic it really is. There should be demo videos on the site. |
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| no... no there shouldn't |
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| I wonder what it tastes like, too? Is the taste realistic? Or like can you get it in different flavours? I'd personally be kinda weirded out if I'd go and eat my fuckin's and it tasted like strawberry or something. |
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| .. i'd be weirded out if it tasted like pennies. |
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| that would the right taste for it, though. |
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| Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I wonder what it tastes like, too? Is the taste realistic? Or like can you get it in different flavours? I'd personally be kinda weirded out if I'd go and eat my fuckin's and it tasted like strawberry or something.
...I'm weirded just reading that |
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| Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
that would the right taste for it, though.
yeah i know but no. |
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| come on, how awesome would strawberry-flavoured vagina be? |
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| Pie! |
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| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. |
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