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Men Never Lie Without Good Reason
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| One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into the water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
A few days later while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said yes this time."
The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honourable and useful reason. |
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| hehehe...he shoulda told the truth, gotten all 3 chicks, sold the gold and silver axes and started pimping :lol |
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he could have used the gold and silver axes to chop them in to bits!
BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT IDEA DID YOU? |
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| He could have used the axes to threaten all 3 of the women to have lesbian sex and charge people addmission and just kept them in cages untill he runs out of money and needs to have another show. |
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| hahahaha I like $pooky's idea better....more profitable...less waste...lesbian sex shows |
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| fuck it take lopez and the iron axe, sell the silver and gold axes and cath zeta and wife, cuz all those are useless anyways unless converted into money ;) |
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| pfft.....all you can think about is the sex wat about the women drowning in the river jeez louise poor old dead wife.
slip and slide,ride and wide realise i'm alive slow down ease your mind......drop that rythm and you walk wild keep that feeling when you step in time all to pretty for a real life suicide suicide |
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| One less nagging bitch who probably can't shut the hell up.
Boo hoo. |
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| hey that dead bitch coulda been really fucking hot.
slip and slide,ride and wide realise i'm alive slow down ease your mind......drop that rythm and you walk wild keep that feeling when you step in time all to pretty for a real life suicide suicide |
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| He said yes at Catherine Zetta Jones.
'nuff said. |
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| ok i'm done u have good point there
slip and slide,ride and wide realise i'm alive slow down ease your mind......drop that rythm and you walk wild keep that feeling when you step in time all to pretty for a real life suicide suicide |
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| hahaha |
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| fred HAS to be the funniest person in this thread |
Men Never Lie Without Good Reason
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