Made: Saucisses merguez avec courgettes, petits pois et patates pour lunch :P
Made: A/C in the testing room I am now at work.
Made: OCDJ tomorrow!

Ruined: I bought a hot chocolate from a vending machine and it tasted coffee..
Ruined: I now work from 8am to 3pm, I lose an hour per day D:
Made: but because of OCDJ, I'll be already at Mtl Wednesday so I'll be able to work from 7 to 3 that day.

C'est un français, un belge et une jolie suédoise dans un train. Le français est assis devant le belge et la suédoise. Le train passe dans un tunnel et l'on entend le bruit d'un bec et puis d'une baffe. Le train sort du tunnel et l'on voit le français qui se masse la joue endolorie.

Le français se dit: «Le belge a essayé d'embrasser la suédoise et elle s'est trompée».

La suédoise se dit: «Le français a essayé de m'embrasser et s'est trompé».

Le belge se dit: «Bahahahah, la prochaine fois que le train passe dans un tunnel, je fais un bruit de bec et j'en profite pour frapper ce stupide français!»

On dit faute de français, pas une blague de français. Mais on peut dire que c'en est une blague à quel point une phrase peut être mal écrite!

I've already been into something like that about two years ago. Someone was using my phoneline via my PC to make long distance calls and my mom was getting freaking expensive long distance fees. I'm with Sympatico Bell for Internet, so Internet, phone and Bell Express Vue are all kinda linked together. My mom never paid these fees, but then it jumped to 300-500$ fees and we started investigating, calling Bell and all the fucking processes. During that time, Bell stopped our Express Vue access because mom wasn't paying the fees. It's a chance we didn't have to pay because we discovered it was some form of hack.

The only solution we found is to ask Bell to block all in/out long distance calls and we're now using a special number with Distributel to make long distance calls. It's even cheaper that way so that hack finally got us something good.

I'll look for info. I wish you good luck.

Ah bon! Ça tombe à pic.

Combien ça en prend?

I fell asleep during the beginning and missed the rest of it! ;_;
Not that it was boring, oh no. I was just really tired of my week of work + heat. I was testing a game you need to move, with lots of country music. No A/C in the room I was + lots of PC and consoles turned ON.

If you do something Monday I'll watch but not too long so I get enough sleep before OCDJ!

Pas la meilleure mais c'est une blague que je me rappelle:

C'est quoi la différence entre le mexique et la france?
Au mexique, il n'y a que les plats qui font chier!

Is this a challenge?

Birthday happy good one have A!

That was really awesome! I laughed a lot, thanks! Can't wait for the next one!

Kitty has a kart!

Made: Building exploration+Graffitis!
Made: The Zombie Room!
Ruined: my knees to get up and sit back down to read The Zombie Room chatbox on Fred's first screen. lol
Made: Everything was awesome today :D
Made: Work tomorrow! Finally! CAAASH!

Pouahahahahah! XD

My friend Louis said he felt it, but thought first it was a truck passing by. I was at the same place and I don't remember.

Made: Got a lot of free BBQ beef jerky!
Made: OCDJ was UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME!!
Made: THIS TIME, we came back home before 6AM XD

Really great!

Une shot de fort en pastille, ça doit goûter assez fort merci!
Et no way pour le vin, ça va complètement le changer.

Made: Necronomicon!
Made: OCDJ tonight!

Aww, un paresseux ^^

The head explosion is awesome!

Have you already had sleep paralysis? That's quite freaky!
The first time it happened to me was during an History of Art/Animation class on my first college session. I fell asleep while the teacher was speaking. When I woke up, I couldn't move a single muscle, not even my mouth or eyes! I was completely aware of what the teacher was talking about but I couldn't "wake up". I was totally terrified, but somewhat curious at the same time. It was so fucked up! It lasted about 5 minutes.
Since then, it happened like once or twice per year I think, but know I know what it is so I don't freak out.

La plus vieille raver que j'ai vu en video j'crois :P

Nah je vais etre au Festival de Jazz pendant Basstiste. Mais c'est correct, on remettra ca. Je devrais bientot recommencer a travailler alors faudra que ce soit la fin de semaine par contre.

Made: Torrents are loading fast, even on 56k!
Made: I beat Conker Bad Fur Day again!
Made: I had time to swim in our pool before rain :D
Made: Repaired two of my pants. I usually hate sewing, but when it comes to repair or create something, it's fine :)

Prend une glace
Prend une douche / Saute dans' piscine
Bois de l'eau fraîche (mets ton verre dans le congélo et fais geler une partie de ton eau puis bois ça)

etc.

Oops, thanks.

I'm listening to Bring Me The Horizon Disc Two. I borrowed it from a friend and it's not bad. I just don't like the singer's voice.

C'est du liquide, ça se compte pas! Les bouteilles oui par contre :)

Well it seems that blue food coloring does something:
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So if it really does, it's something good, so blue bacon would be healthier! Still, we're talking about bacon...

*drools*

Made: I played Conker Bad Fur Day WAR multiplayer with TEDIZ all night!
Ruined: I need money... Can't wait to get back to work...
Made: I downloaded music! It took me over 7 hours for 7 tunes! (I had to restart the download once)
Ruined: 56k crap...

Je comprends très bien, j'ai sorti avec un geek qui se lavait genre aux trois jours et même plus! Des fois, remettre au lendemain, c'est ok, mais là c'est de l'exagération! You don't feel like having fun with a really smelly dick...


Wow, lucky. 6 months later and my ex bf and I were having it like, once or twice a MONTH! First I thought this was 'normal', and that I was the abnormal sex freak. I talked with friends about it and I soon realised I was the normal one! I remember once I took an effort to show him that I wanted to do it and he said he didn't feel like it. I almost laughed, thinking that, usually, it's the girls that 'don't feel like it'.

I have a very old dream that comes back a few times. The first time I had it I was around 6-7 years old, I was purchased by skeletons near where I lived in Marieville (on Chemin Chambly, is there a connection with my dream above? Who knows..). I entered my neighbor and childhood best friend's house. I hide in their bathroom and when I check outside it I find my friend and his family turned into skeletons also! I run away and my dream ends being chased by thousands of skeletons on the street.

Question like this, can you access PSN with a phone line connection? It's not feasable on the Wii so I get my updates from new games.

I had a disc reading problem with my Wii (it was making weird noises and would read slowly or not at all discs), but now it never did it again since I got a firmware update from a game. Dunno if your PS3 could be fixed the same way... A lot of times, a computer's problem fix is a BIOS update!

Alright!
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Que dirais-tu de mardi le 22 juin au pied du Mont Royal? S'il ne pleut pas trop biensûr.

Well if it's less than a year's old, it's still under warranty?

A turkey sammich?

Well you got me, I'll try Deus EX! By that pic, the game ambience looks awesome!

Microsoft makes players to pay to get access to online services, right? Right.
I've heard Nintendo wanted to do about the same (Iwata said it was supposed to be a membership thing at the beginning but they decided to wait or whatever). Wii apps that are free would stay free and also online play but some extras would need a paid membership. And now Sony's turn! :

«The PlayStation Network will still be free to use, but for $6 a month users will get a little bit more with PlayStation Plus.

We'd heard rumors of a paid premium PSN in the past, and Sony confirmed it on stage at their E3 2010 press conference: PlayStation Plus is real, and will cost gamers $49 a year, or $18 for three months to subscribe.»
They've noticed that M$ was making some money on this so «why not»? At least, both Nintendo and Sony will stay free on the online gaming and on what's already implemented. Unlike Microsuxmoneyfromyourpocket.

Back to E3 games, I'm looking forward:

-Animal Crossing 3DS
-A Kappa's Trail (I love Kappas! They eat children wandering too close of water!)
-Back To The Future (working title for PC)!!!
-Batman AA2
-Blade Kitten (I love catgirls! Also, the art designs are pretty cool)
-Cthulhu Saves the World (lol)
-Dead or Alive 3DS
-Disney Epic Mickey
-DJ Hero 2 (Wii/3DS)
-Donkey Kong Country Returns (oh yeah!)
-Eat Them!
-Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage
-Goldeneye 007 (no funny cartridge tilting this time :(
-Harry Potter 7 part 1
-Kid icarus: Uprising
-Kingdom Hearts 3DS
-Kirby's Epic Yarn
-Mario Kart 3DS
-Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3D - The Naked Sample
-Michael Jackson (what? If it's as freaky as the Arcade/Genesis one...)
-Monkey Island 2 Spetial Edition PC
-Music on Electronic Keyboard (DS)
-Naughty Bear (fuckin' Tediz are back!!! :D )
-Okami Den
-Pacman and Galaga 3DS
-PokéPark
-Portal 2 PC
-Professor Layton 3DS
-Raving Rabbids Time Travel
-Rayman Origins
-Silent Hill 8 (woah I missed the 7th..? o_o)
-Sonic Colors Wii/DS
-Sonic Freeriders
-Sonic the Hedgehog 4: ep 1 (Wii)
-Star Fox 64 3DS
-Super Scribblenauts
-The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3DS (OoT on handheld, my dream comes true!)
-The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword
-Twisted Metal