The Official Ravewave Bootycall Thread !
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Wed Nov 26, 2003 @ 11:10pm |
 Coolness: 126880 | s_mon
where'd you get that booty-call agreement? it should be conveniently available everywhere! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Wed Nov 26, 2003 @ 11:12pm |
 Coolness: 152620 | Yeah... sorry I had to cut you out of the picture. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Wed Nov 26, 2003 @ 11:15pm |
| Coolness: 152620 | Originally posted by SOYFUNK...
s_mon where'd you get that booty-call agreement? it should be conveniently available everywhere! Print a dozen, and leave them next to your bedside. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Wed Nov 26, 2003 @ 11:18pm |
 Coolness: 202225 | yeah, im not attracted enough for it! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 8:38am |
 Coolness: 160655 | Originally posted by GREY POOPON...
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. HERE HERE! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 10:08am |
 Coolness: 121550 | Little Sarah's agreement
This commited relationship agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2003, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. You MUST sleep over- even if you're not tired, you have to cuddle with me and pretend you're sleeping. 2. Surprise me whenever you want. for brekkie, dinner, or whenever you can't imagine yourself living without me for another second (which should be freqently). 3. Have a cell fone so i could make sure you're okay, and call me wherever you go. If you don't see me that day, a 2 hour phone call is assumed. 4. Only "romancing" and "being tender" is allowed. 5. Sharing emotions is absolutely essential. 6. Plans are only unnecessary if you're surprising me, otherwise, i want to know when i'm going to get to see you. 7. All gifts accepted - flowers and diamonds are always good. 8. i rove baby talk, and so do you, don't you shmoopy shmoopy? 9. Asking you for comparisons with former lovers is completely unnecessary because i know you've been waiting for me. 10. As far as you're concerned- we're very much in love, and you can call me anything you want "your special woman", "girlfriend", and always remind other people that you have me. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex will never happen. Upon this event castration will occur. 12. We can each have a drawer at each other's house, just so that there'll always be variety and for the next time one of us stays over. 13. Falling asleep right after beign tender is okay because i know you'll have sweet dreams afterwards. 14. Asking whether romancing was enjoyed is uneccesary becasue it is assumed when you are in love. 15. I don't have a car, but you can borrow anything you want. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My beautiful wonderful sweet girlfriend." 17. Just cuddling is sometimes the best. 18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home. (i can't really change that one) 19. I have fruit juice in the fridge if you're thirsty :) 20. I'm not selfish, you can use my telephone anytime you need it, shmoopy. 21. If going to a hotel room, you are taking me out on a romantic evening, and it will not be less than a 5* hotel, and you're only paying because you really want to :D. 22. Don't bring any of your friends with you (i just don't like them). * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL COMMITED RELATIONSHIPS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the COMMITED RELATIONSHIP LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 10:13am |
| Coolness: 126880 | AAWWWEE.Z
that made my day! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 10:16am |
| Coolness: 121550 | are you into signing sam? *hehe* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 10:28am |
| Coolness: 126880 | aww shuckie ducks :b |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 10:51am |
| Coolness: 160655 | damn Sawah, who wouldn't want to sign that? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 10:56am |
 Coolness: 685700 | *re-reading the agreement and looking for a pen...* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 11:19am |
 Coolness: 276545 | I applied :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BA_Baracus replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 2:34pm |
 Coolness: 121145 | this is getting pretty serious
lawyers are about to get involved |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 7:29pm |
| Coolness: 152620 | I like the second one better too. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 8:05pm |
| Coolness: 121550 | YAY! i have a sign up :)
:D i realised i'm 'a cheerleader for love', even if my heart is broken, i haven't given up yet :) i just need someone to sign.. i acutally should get men to sign before they get involved with me. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 8:24pm |
| Coolness: 276545 | add one where it says no break ups on anniversaries |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 9:48pm |
 Coolness: 182640 | for once kafwin i am going to agree with you! break ups on anniversaries are forbidden |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 10:41pm |
| Coolness: 121550 | yeah before this week; who would have even thought a rule like that would even need to be made?
it takes someone truly unique to have even thought of doing suck a fucked up thing. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 11:27pm |
 Coolness: 201335 | break ups on birthdays should be forbidden also...
Cause they make me drink a lot |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Fri Nov 28, 2003 @ 10:28am |
| Coolness: 160655 | NO BREAKUPS OVER THE PHONE OR INTERNET
(unless that person is unreachable of course :)) |
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