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 | On Thu Mar 7, 2002 » PaT_ said "¾" |
| On Thu Mar 7, 2002 » PaT_ said "If God didn't want man to eat pussy, then why did he shape it like a taco?" |
| On Thu Mar 7, 2002 » PaT_ said "If Jesus were to stand up today, he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA" |
| On Thu Mar 7, 2002 » PaT_ said "think about the last thing that we said. again and again it runs through my head. and i hear footsteps that aren't you. they sound like yours but they all do." |
| On Thu Mar 7, 2002 » PaT_ said "I call Christianity the *one* great curse, the *one* great intrinsic depravity, the *one* great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, *petty* -- I call it the *one* mortal blemish of mankind." |
| On Wed Feb 27, 2002 » PaT_ said "why doesnt anyone give me the chance to sit in the grass and eat campino's with the cows, but everyone is alwas in such a rush...." |
| On Wed Feb 20, 2002 » PaT_ said "1011100101100101" |
| On Fri Feb 15, 2002 » PaT_ said "turn me on, turn me on,you sould know how to turn me on, just do it right, you cant go wrong...im the radio that plays your favorite song....." |
| On Wed Feb 13, 2002 » PaT_ said "dont you ever let me go, dont you ever let it show,i will cry in the sea of love....and im gonna make you mine tonite...TONIIITE!" |
| On Sun Feb 10, 2002 » PaT_ said "(_o_) <--- right where you like it,BITCH!" |
| On Mon Feb 4, 2002 » PaT_ said "how about you give me your soul and we'll say you owe me nothing?hmmm...." |
| On Sun Feb 3, 2002 » PaT_ said "*hands kafwin some horse tranquilizers* there there kafwin, there there...." |
| On Sat Jan 26, 2002 » PaT_ said "....and so our journey continues in search for a taco bell. TIME:12:42pm sat. 6 more hours till the raVE!!!!" |
| On Wed Jan 23, 2002 » PaT_ said "damn, to much dance music, to much!!!!" |
| On Wed Jan 23, 2002 » PaT_ said "not a broken heart, now we goin to start, its 4 me & u, let the dream come true,not a broken heart,now were going to start,its 4 me & u,let the dream come true,what am i goinggggggg tooooo doooo, without you.....let the dream come true" |
| On Wed Jan 23, 2002 » PaT_ said "i know what i want and i want it now, i want you, cause im mistah vain *oooohhhh oh ooooohhhhh*" |
| On Wed Jan 23, 2002 » PaT_ said "ITS ELECTRIC! *dee ding ding dee dee dee* you can see it, ITS ELECTRIC!you can feel it, ITS ELECTRIC! ouuuwwwoooo shockin, ITS ELECTRIC! bougy woogy," |
| On Wed Jan 23, 2002 » PaT_ said "*boom boom* *boom boom* *boom boom* tonite is the night is the night of love, forever and ever its never enough, "hold me hold me, you squeeze me squeeze me, hold me hold me, does nobody love me, just run and come and give me love..."" |
| On Wed Jan 23, 2002 » PaT_ said ""be ma lovah wanna be ma lovah....... looking back at all the time we spent toghter....you ought to know by this time weither you wanna be ma lovah....."" |
| On Wed Jan 16, 2002 » PaT_ said "SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine" |
| On Wed Jan 16, 2002 » PaT_ said "Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol" |
| On Wed Jan 16, 2002 » PaT_ said "The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal" |
| On Tue Jan 15, 2002 » PaT_ said "7:40am, do you know where your children are?" |
| On Sat Jan 12, 2002 » PaT_ said "and you know whats even worse, not having chocolate milk but having the stuff to make it and only milk in the fridge and you ran out of soya milk ummm umm soya milk," |
| On Thu Jan 10, 2002 » PaT_ said "do you know what geletin is??!!
" |
| On Thu Jan 10, 2002 » PaT_ said "what are you tlaking about??!!! geletin isnt good!!!!!!" |
| On Tue Jan 8, 2002 » PaT_ said "*hides*" |
| On Tue Jan 8, 2002 » PaT_ said "little skittle bunny i want you in my tummy, to bad you have geletin in you!!!" |
| On Sun Jan 6, 2002 » PaT_ said "you dont love someone because they are beautiful, they are beautiful because you love them." |
| On Thu Jan 3, 2002 » PaT_ said "Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway" |
| On Thu Jan 3, 2002 » PaT_ said ""I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time."
" |
| On Thu Jan 3, 2002 » PaT_ said "things i love and things i hate;
things that i appreciate;
you do the things that i'll recall;
when nothing else is left at all." |
| On Thu Jan 3, 2002 » PaT_ said "i know i'll do the right thing if the right thing is real, cause it's always raining in my head, forget about all the things i should have said "so i speak to you in riddles cause my words get in my way"" |
| On Mon Dec 31, 2001 » PaT_ said "ill be your plumber GRRRL FWEEEND!!!" |
| On Mon Dec 24, 2001 » PaT_ said "*hides under the couch*" |
| On Sat Dec 22, 2001 » PaT_ said "putting the "art" back into "fart"" |
| On Thu Dec 20, 2001 » PaT_ said "*grins*" |
| On Mon Nov 19, 2001 » PaT_ said "i think my parents are going through mid-life crises, they just changed the locks on the front door without telling me.~_~" |
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