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 | On Mon Apr 5, 2004 » daFTWin said "When do things start to get better?" |
| On Sun Apr 4, 2004 » daFTWin said "bye bye bye." |
| On Sat Mar 27, 2004 » daFTWin said "Nobody loves me everybody hates me im gonna eat some worms!" |
| On Fri Mar 26, 2004 » daFTWin said "Hi silly, its me.. Lolita - The black satin, dark chocolate princess who just wants *lick* mmmm lick your asshole and the ring around it and all of the inside *shiver* tastes sooo good. All im wearing is my thumb up my butt waiting for you to call me" |
| On Thu Mar 25, 2004 » daFTWin said "hey jeff they made a trancey remix! JUST FOR YOU! http://www.imorecords.com/mp3/13265-1.mp3" |
| On Thu Mar 25, 2004 » daFTWin said "OMG.. JEFF YOU QUOTED A HHC SONG!!!... BY SCOTT BROWN!!!" |
| On Tue Mar 23, 2004 » daFTWin said "Someone please stop these waterfalls of tears, for I can no longer feel my heart." |
| On Fri Mar 19, 2004 » daFTWin said "Self love, the all natural opiate." |
| On Thu Mar 18, 2004 » daFTWin said "Is it ok if we fuck in the other room??????" |
| On Thu Mar 11, 2004 » daFTWin said "I'm.blacker.than.you.are. ............ dass better." |
| On Wed Mar 10, 2004 » daFTWin said "what do you do when theres no one around to tell you that your thoughts are wrong." |
| On Tue Mar 9, 2004 » daFTWin said "jimmy tangos fat busters!!!!" |
| On Mon Mar 1, 2004 » daFTWin said "I got my bucci bag. I got my lipstick on. Straight off plain from L.A. and I am ready to ROCK." |
| On Sun Feb 29, 2004 » daFTWin said "I don't believe that we can conceive of an afterlife that's meant to be perceived.
Catastrophes, calamities. Catastrophe everyone loves a tragedy. BUT there's guns, there's guns guns guns! Pointed at our head every time we close our eyes." |
| On Sat Feb 28, 2004 » daFTWin said ""Mom guess what, i made Flag Girl squad"
"Flag Girl? um yes good for you. Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call"" |
| On Fri Feb 20, 2004 » daFTWin said "Plagiarized existence exist, among the writers of the word, shake your spear at Shakespeare." |
| On Thu Feb 19, 2004 » daFTWin said "honey comb big, yah yah yah! its not small, no no no!" |
| On Tue Feb 17, 2004 » daFTWin said "Yes. And asking makes you even lamer." |
| On Tue Feb 17, 2004 » daFTWin said "I love you guys." |
| On Sat Feb 14, 2004 » daFTWin said "Im the one who's gonna take you higher, give you everything you're heart desires. Im the one who's gonna take you higher, just one touch will set you're soul on fire." |
| On Thu Feb 12, 2004 » daFTWin said "mmm cosmos :)" |
| On Sat Feb 7, 2004 » daFTWin said "SHUT THE FUCK UP. WEAR A HELMET!" |
| On Wed Feb 4, 2004 » daFTWin said "Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!" |
| On Tue Feb 3, 2004 » daFTWin said "Hey jeff, ever hear of the edit button" |
| On Mon Feb 2, 2004 » daFTWin said "Don't gimmie no back talk, sucka" |
| On Sun Feb 1, 2004 » daFTWin said "I need a super hero lover.." |
| On Fri Jan 30, 2004 » daFTWin said "You make me sick oh vain one, You make me ill.
What a waste of human flesh,
Your head is really nothing but a mess." |
| On Thu Jan 29, 2004 » daFTWin said "it's. oh. so quiet
it'a oh. so still
you're all alone
and so peaceful until...
you fall in love
zing boom
the sky up above
zing boom
is caving in
wow bam
you've never been so nuts about a guy
you wanna laugh you wanna cry" |
| On Fri Jan 23, 2004 » daFTWin said "It was all a dream" |
| On Tue Jan 20, 2004 » daFTWin said "I think my toes are jealous of my fingers because they get to point at things." |
| On Thu Jan 15, 2004 » daFTWin said "IM NOT AS DUMB AS YOU LOOK." |
| On Thu Jan 8, 2004 » daFTWin said "Do you see a sign infront of my house that says dead nigger storage? DO YOU SEE A SIGN INFRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAYS DEAD NIGGER STORAGE? no. KNOW WHY? CAUSE STORRING NIGGERS AINT MY FUCKING BUSINESS." |
| On Wed Jan 7, 2004 » daFTWin said "liquor? I dont even know her!!!" |
| On Sun Dec 28, 2003 » daFTWin said "STOP WHINNING!!" |
| On Thu Dec 25, 2003 » daFTWin said "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot." |
| On Wed Dec 24, 2003 » daFTWin said "I'll go down on you for a jube jube or two." |
| On Fri Dec 19, 2003 » daFTWin said "OH MAH GAWD. YO' A BROOOUM?!?!?" |
| On Thu Dec 18, 2003 » daFTWin said "More like my parashute." |
| On Sat Dec 13, 2003 » daFTWin said "I live my life by the moon." |
| On Wed Dec 10, 2003 » daFTWin said "BONE ME LIKE YOU OWN ME!!!!!! OMGLOL!1!!!!!!111111" |
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