DOES THE NOSE KNOW A DRUG USER FROM AN INNOCENT PAWN?

Re: "Drug-sniffing dog program serving as a deterrent in more schools"
(Dec. 22).

When I was in school and we had an enemy who had done us wrong, we
usually "settled the score" with a fist fight. It looks like the
drug-war cheerleaders have given today's students a much easier way to
"settle the score."

All they need to do is to spray their enemies' car or other
possessions with bong water (bong water is the water used in a water
pipe to filter marijuana smoke). Then their enemies become suspected
drug dealers or drug users.

I wonder if this technique could be used on teachers, principals or
school board members?

Of course, I must be the first and only person to think of this.

Kirk Muse

Mesa, Ariz.