I want to come home!!! This weird guy is holding me hostage!

Moloch may think he's holding me hostage, but really t'is I who is keeping an eye on him.

human brain cells

I am Zeddy the alien!! Feel my wrath!!!!!!!!

Why wouldn't you be?

Silly humans and their need to alter their state of mind! :P

[ ...ru ] over all of mankind!

No one will...

Are you from Mars?

Hmmm... Zeddy has no nose. here's my forhead...

hnjm,m,m, nolgtg sdol cedadshyhu kids ioyyt

translation.. hmmm, not so easy is it? lol

Jump in her arms and give her a great big alien hug. Yaaaay... I

It's kool Pussyvamp.. when God when handing out brains, this guy obviously thought he said rain and went and hit! ;P

*hid

Who cares.... I am the only noob that really matters!! ;P

You are the most tentacular! ;P

Hehe.. I am immune to your Earth illnesses. :P

The great Zeddy says that pussyvamp MUST be forgiven. Also, in honor of this thread.. Yaaay Dee!

by my owner! ;P

you rock cuz you could be one too ;P

*jumps around restlessly* pay attention to meeeeeeee!!

supersonic nipple tweak with a wedgie on the side!

You rock cuz you're the best owner ever!!! ^__^

Don't you believe in me?

I would tell him that any human powers he may have are useless against my superior alien powers! Silly Earthling!

I come from the planet Kandy... it's in another solar system.

and by the way, your threats do not scare me... you know not of my alien wrath!

Space is great, but I really like my new home.

I am by far the most out of this world!!

Stupid Earth pigs!!

I wanna come play board games!!

Music and friends.

I'm Zeddy the alien!

Yeah, Pussyvamp's the sweetest human ever. And you're really pretty.. tee hee!

I'd climb around on her and swing from her dreads like Tarzan. *wheee*

I am the good one!

...My human is great!! ^__^

hug

Friendly date at a rave some time?

Michael Jackson

cuz you're alien friendly.

Were you guys just talking about me?

Mr. Rogers *shudders*