I got a 500$ credit from Rogers... and I'm the one screwing them over... wouhouu free and unlimited cellphone for a whole year! VIVA LE BOTTLE!

BOTTLEISM!!!!!!!! (BEST RELIGION EVER)
it all started on 18.10.2007... a few vanier college students were playing arround with a bottle...when suddently Marek (now known as the bope) came up with a crazy insane awesome idea. He said: "hey guys, someone should get the bottle in the hole (in the middle of the table). After numerous attempts... Ashley aka vanella (now known as Jebus) got it (the bottle) in the hole (in the middle of the table).

There was the sign... it was obvious that this event was a divine moment. As soon as it (the bottle) went in the hole (in the middle of the table)... all those surrounding it (now known as the abostles) had felt the power of the bottle.

We then started writing what is now known as the Boly Bobble... and then came BOTTLEISM.

T-shirts were made, faithfull bottleists were recruited... everything was good...
until I realized that the only thing that could truly make this religion official... was for it to have its own facebook group!

Anyone who is anyone can be a bottleist.
But what does being a bottleist really mean?
- LOVE THE BOTTLE... ABOVE ALL!
- Recycle the bottle on recycling day... we have to take care of our planet.
- GET A personalized BOTTLEISM T-Shirt.... (eventually... before you die.. you have to have one)
- Love bottleists
- Love non-bottleists
- Love Love!
- Dance till u can't dance no mo' (with a bottle in your hand of course)

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BY THE WAY... THE JASON aka the_big_jo (now known as THE CAN) is the source of all EVILLLL!!!! BEWARE CHILDRENNNNN!!!!!

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What if you only get 1 AID???

Friday night, walking home with my new roommate, after a night of free shooters at Foufz. And a very nice HOTBOX. So anyways, we are walking towards the Bus stop, and somehow we get into this really intense philosophical conversation, and after a while... THIS is what I came up with:

What are post-its good for? I mean, when we write something down on a post-it most people say: "I need to write this down to make sure I remember it.

My theory on this is that we actually write things down in order to can forget them. I mean you don't walk around all day going like: "OK! So I wrote a message on a post-it, and now I'm going to think about it all day". NO! We write things down, so that the minute we write something down on a post-it, and stick that post-it somewhere... we can forget about whatever we just wrote down.

WHY?... simple, we're just lazy beings.

vanella

1 aid + 1 aid = aids

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance.
~Friedrich Nietzsche