what ever happened to good old fashioned masturbation?

now we have dolls and motorized, waterproof, super-realistic, ergonomic, lubricated thingamajiggers that do nothing more than my right hand.

beautiful.

I used to down monster when i was working at laser quest. I would drink down about 4 or 5 in a 6hr shift, never needed to be zapped by a paramedic.

I had the funniest trip last night. Never laughed that much or that hard in my life. my abs are still a bit sore from it.

you know, thats kinda true

Abstract Art

joints or bongs?

YES! i can walk the streets of springfield at night and i know im safe cuz of SPIDER-PIG!

sparklz cuz shes so fackin cute!

did someone say minigolf?

mmmmmm plastic

roll... a big fat spliff.

earbuds or headphones?

Holy shit, i go take a dump and now i have to read 5 pages of random shit to get up to speed. Oh and im winning now.

Mico (yeah its a pity post, I hope I dont regret it tomorrow)

so im officializing it, we'll be celebrating my birthday at terra3

knock the fucker out!

eiffel tower or dp?

vaginal secretions

78F

Peter Jackson or MacDonald smokes?

*opens a box of sharp metal objects*

fuck, I knew something was up when al gore came to my door to deliver a delicious ice cream cone.

boooo! terra is 3 days before my birthday. we're debating whether or not to throw the party on the 18th or the 21st.

turquoise cuz it sounds funnier

my place or yours?

Whats this? I think it's me posting last? how did this happen? what possible turn of events could lead to this?

my horribly constructed tent, when it rains.

IM gonna say dahlia here cuz he's too cool for eclipse.

*round house kicks a post in* That's right chuck norris is here bitches! feel the power of his facial hair!

*buys a tazer*

an excuse to masturbate in public.


Skateboarding is not a...

yes. slut.

Honestly, it was Sparklz for sure, shes always stealing shit from me, like my self-respect, my dignity, the feeling of comfort when I sit down on stuff, an avatar really isnt that far of a stretch.

I can think of one place you can put that product.

brilliantly executed.

awesome.

Im interested. but id have to check it out before anything.

like masturbating in public, with a partner.

Kills two birds with...

spring

friday or saturday night?

Yeah, well the first models off the line always suck and break down before the warranty expires. Whats the warranty on a child anyway?

Would sex like that be described as out of this world?

masturbate in public?

Spider-man, Spider-man. Does whatever...

masturbating in public

*sneaks up from insurmountable shadows and takes the lead!

Im there for sure.