for some people pain is pleasure

My guess is seniority & not age

I always say there's no harm in being open minded to different music even weird shit like that

I think Jack Black explains it the best in his song "Fuck Her Gently"

Disturbing... You stole my hair for that 2nd pic

I'm surprised Ze'ev the porn star hasnt applied yet for the movie (or the herpes for that matter).

Who.... or what is that>?

Getting messy doesnt matter assuming you both shower afterwards like most people. I personally like to marinate the women in ambrosia flavoured massage oil ahead of time...

Yummy :P

"I want to father your abortion..."

I think we should rename this thread to Montreal Electronic Auction so we can post ads for stuff we wanna sell or people we wanna pimp...

Emotion is controlled by your pituitary gland & hypothalamus... not your heart

That was oh so melodramatic...

Let the games begin...

...why did I read this altogether>?

It's somewhere between cute & sexy... to say only one would be neglecting the other.

Intimidation is the #1 advantage in a poker game.

(well,... aside from having good cards obviously)

And you're good at acknowledging the obvious...

"Hippy? I'm more like an underworld hip-hop artist born slippy..."

It's like nine hundred billion dandruff particles falling from the sky...

If I were flexible enough to get my head down there I probably wouldn't need women alltogether...

I knew this was a mass conspiracy from the get-go. All of you involved should be ashamed. It's highly immature to perform a hoax like this. If (and when) something really serious does happen and one of you gets hurt you'll get no sympathy or compassion. I don't support people who poke fun at accident victims. The whole story was ridiculous. Maybe it would have been slightly more convincnig had it been an apparent moose that hit the bus,... honestly a deer woudn't even shake a bus slightly off balance.

At a quick glance that pic could easily be misunderstood... I thought the same as fred initially

I love that pic of Spock spinning... if only he held a mic in the vulcan pinch grip

I concur as well.

Geez, you gotta learn to calm down buddy. I dunno if you're reacting to my last comment which was meant as nothing more than a joke but you should seriously lighten up.

First off, you're not her father or brother so dont play the role.

Secondly, I've got a 16 year old sister myself which i'm very protective of and as a result I don't go after women unless they're over 19.

And third of all, you're just fukt. plain & simple.

Trying is the 1st step towadrs failure...
-Homer Simpson

I've got a giant in mine

That all depends on who you ending up spending the week in bed with ;)

Deny thy father and refuse thy name....

It is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet...
- Shakespeare: Romeo & Juliet

Prognosis positive....

You wont be alone, we'll be there to keep you company!

Fred, do you concur?

*Shrugs*
I just prefer meeting women over men.

It's a general rule since I am in fact, a man...

IDJ all the way!

come one come all...

Like most people I started smoking for reasons of curiosity & experimentation. Soon thereafter it became a part of me, and since I realized its potentially addictive and habit-forming properties I lost interest in trying any heavy drugs.

As stated above, drugs are good in moderation as a hobby and not as a habit. Worst of all is my caffeine dependance,... I drink way too much coffee on any given work day.

Introduce me to a Charlene instead and I may be more enthusiastic

Do I know this Charlie?

That'll work so long as we're not the only one's contributing

Pat's a survivor, I'm sure he'll pull through.
I'm just wondering where the connection is between getting hurt and wanting pretzels?

I also think we should all go deer hunting to avenge Pat so this can never happen again.

I almost wish I celebrated X-mas so I'd be in a position to receive some boobs...I mean cards

I just hope more people show up than at the hash bash...

My long hair