Friday November 3rd, 2006
Sneaky Dee’s (431 College Street)
9pm, 19+, $5



On this episode of Math Hooker: Joey Jeremiah ruptures his asshole. While hospitalized, he misses the best Math Hooker show yet, with everyone’s favorite black Harvard Grad: DJ/Rupture. With their new fake IDs, Michelle and BLT venture downtown to check it out. Spike finally confronts Sincere Trade after the pregnancy test confirmed it was his baby! Wheels gets caught up in all the Hooker-Hype and becomes a male prostitute, hitting rock bottom. All this and more debauchery, coming in November!

The 80’s:

www.myspace.com ]
- After spelunking the treacherous coal mines of Hamilton for 30
years, he turned to music. He's now basically Hamilton's Max Weinberg. (Steel City IDM)

[ www.myspace.com ] (twilight 76)
- Keeping the 80's alive with balls of fury and curry mc flurry in a hurry worry scurry. (80's Cones)

[ www.knifehandchop.com ] (tigerbeat6)
- An aspiring actor in the 1980's, Knifehand finally landed a small part in the Degrassi series. But during a freak wardrobe accident, Joey's trademark hat went missing.. and there would be hell to pay. Joey went on a rampage, injuring Knife along with cast & crew. Knife quit acting and the man will never be the same. (electro, techno)

[ SINCERE">www.eroder.com ] TRADE
- After being held back a grade for 12 years straight at Degrassi, he is now the oldest student in junior high. At 25 years old, the girls love his hairy chest and his ability to legally buy cigarettes for them. (gank-banger IDM)

SEE YOU AT THE SCHOOL DANCE!
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MATH HOOKER - Detention
Saturday May 27th
The El Mocambo (464 Spadina Ave)
9pm :: 19+ :: $10 advance, more at the door
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We're sorry it took so long, we were locked up in juvey. After that last mess of a party packed full of freeloaders we couldn't make bail. We got a real wing-dinger lined up for you whores that's worth the measly ten bucks. Every girl likes the bad boy in class, so we're bringing you the two biggest German techno ruffians. Don't worry, this party's still cheaper than the fattest on Jarvis. Every teacher hates a wild party, that's why we got suspended after the last four.

The class clowns:

www.myspace.com ] MONSTER (blocks recording club)
- We've asked him to play 3 times already, but he's always too busy studying for exams. So we're making him come out, play, drink, and touch boobies. (Jolly Indie Electro)

C10
- He only got to play one track at the last math hooker party after some drunks spilled beer on his mixer. He is back to try to try to top the 5 minute running time of that set! (promiscuous jungle)

[ www.knifehandchop.com ] (tigerbeat6, adnoiseam)
- The dance floor whiz-kid gets an A for effort. He's addicted, he's a smoker but in Compton called a clucker. (techno, electro)

[ www.prhizzm.com ] (benbecula)
- He's the only smart person we know so we always copy off him! (hip hop Ph.D)

[ ] TRADE (dross:tik, here's my card)
- I'm sitting this one out. I got in so much trouble for having sex with my teacher. (melodic IDM)

TYCO (goodfellaz crew)
- Ruby soho anarchy in the uk riot grrlz mohawk piercing safety pin leather jacket. (machine gun rock 'n' roll)



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MATH HOOKER - Stocking Stuffers
Saturday December 10th, 2005
The Labyrinth Lounge (298 Brunswick Ave)
9pm :: 19+ :: FREE!
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The hookers are back this holiday season, with a dirty ducky present for all of you: Math Hooker - Stocking Stuffers! Santa's beard won't know what hit it, because we're making this show FREE! We've got electronic locals coming out the wazoo, from the cross-dressing trio Belladonnakillz to robo-data-jockey [ Ghettocyb.org ] Bring your candy-cane-condoms and let the wrapping paper hit the floor. Christmas is cumming early this year, and so will you!

The re-gifters:
(in alphabetical order)

www.ghettocyb.org ]
- This Radioshack-raider wears a cyborg suit to scare the shit out of you and play his short-circuit-2-the-movie electro. There's a camera on his helmet, don't let him catch you pissing. (electro)

[ www.goodfellaz.ca ] CREW (pitched up)
- We wanted 2 members of goodfellaz to do a tag-team set. So after an hour of handjobs and fistfights - the winners were Scoots & Psyklone! (grime, hip-hop, silliness)

[ www.knifehandchop.com ] (tigerbeat6, cock rock disco)
- The more panties you throw, the better he'll play! (techno, electro, hip-hop)

[ www.myspace.com ]
- IDM harder than your cock after seeing Mrs. Claus. (power glitch 5000)

[ SINCERE"> ] TRADE (dross:tik, here's my card)
- A little bit better than the movie: Elf. Featuring Wesley Snipes on the sax. (wizards & warriors IDM)



See You There!

MATH HOOKER - Oral Exam
Saturday September 10th, 2005
The Labyrinth Lounge (298 Brunswick Ave)
9pm :: 19+ :: $5
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Triple Dipping! Math hooker is back to test your aural abilities...spelling, grammar and such ;). This one is gonna be better than a gummer from grandma! Straight from the spelling bee capital of the world Brooklyn, NY, Team Shadetek with slick ragga-glitch madnotez. Same great venue as last time, but smoking outside only hurts the artist's feelings. The only teeth in this oral exam will be from the smiles of all you fellatio Horatios.

The oral examiners:
(in alphabetical order)

C64 (peace off, dross:tik)
- the Burt Reynold's bareback cowboy has returned, spinning classic industrial you don't admit that you love. (old industrial)

www.knifehandchop.com ] (tigerbeat6, adnoiseam)
- this dirty ducky left me all alone at home for a few months and I got so depressed that i haven't done the dishes since. (electro, techno, dancehall reggae)

MIZZ LEE
- spicing up the night with another female hooker, why? because she spits hot fire. Dylan. (hard jungle)

[ ] TRADE (dross:tik)
- same old shit every time... god. I don't even want to hear myself play again. (melodic IDM)

[ TEAM">www.wearechangeagent.com ] SHADETEK (warp records, tigerbeat6)
- backstreet ragga-tek with a squirt of IDM. Two-man team that will not disappoint, with live MC and a wild peanut laptop rider. (hip-hop ragga IDM)