Why does it hurt when I pee?

Proctology

OK, we've all seen the sex tape, and we all know she's even completely fucking talentless with her clothes off. Maybe some slutty celeb's are worth the STD's but at least a shemale hooker on the corner of St-Laurent and St Cat will do a decent job getting you off.

I made a New Years resolution 5 years ago to stop making New Years resolutions and I've been holding out five years strong. I should get some sort of AA chip or something.

On Prince Arthure You have Pizza Exquise, and a crepe/ice cream place pretty well next door, as well as Mazurka which makes awesome inexpensive po;ish food, and they have blueberry perogies this time of year which are the shit. There's also paggliaci's which makes gellati's(? the Italian Ice Cream) and a grocery store. There's a whole bunch of other stuff but those are my places of choice, not expensive and fucking delisssssshhhhh.

I have not heard anyone use the word Netbus in god knows how long.

How the Hell are the habs supposed to win against Boston the day after 4:20. If they're true Montrealers they'll have smoked so much that they'll still be baked at puck drop.

I don't know why but for some reason the food network always some how lures me in, (People always leave it on in my house) especially that crazy cake show. It's just like mindless easy watching, and I find cooking relaxing, but oddly enough I end up eating microwaves food while watching other people make real food. How odd is that?