well under 5' isnt

heh

really short is good

she was really short. she was possibly just in a really bad mood, but she told about 3 people off and demanded drinks.

ooooh this should get good

YES PLEASE

YEAH RAVERS!!! RAVERS ARE RAD!!!

i met shakira at an astrelwerks party in nyc. she was a bitch.

whoa eyebrows

awww don't you two look cute.

jackie shut up and eat chemicals

i'm writing a screenplay

village des valeur!

LOL

could it possibly get any lower

i'm a business man

knee size, would be....$35

corn-flake size is my max

fuck, i'll eat someone's scab for $5

it's worth the suffering.

seriously man

imagine ed 209 at a bingo hall calling numbers

it's pretty damned controlled here in ottawa. you'd be surprised how they enforce it here.

LOL

he never was! that was louie anderson

imagine ed 209 on family feud

i like worst friend better

calling a friend that you don't see often your worst friend is hilarious

i have many platonic female friends. to say otherwise is kinda silly.

ya man, my head blew up like howie mandal's

i gave her a popple for her bday

i slung her over my shoulder like rambo.

we walked through the exploding chaos that is discount underwear, made our way out the door, and kissed in the sunset.

then a dead fetus fell from the sky

G,

i found her at costco, alone in the kids' shoes isle, crying.

yyyyeaaah tracy chapman massive!

how about hamburger helper? that stuff is pure ground ass.

made: seeing alex p. keaton
made: raisin tits

holy fuck ahahahahahah

go shove a piss balloon up your vagina.

jackie: how about deep fried fetus fingers?

shitty techno pussy rules!

i nibbled the digits

the determination to poo while constipated definitely takes a lot of determination

the second one, that is

that sentence was RAD

i tiny baby hand fell out of my chicken souvlaki pita today...should i call and complain?

the one eating itself out of the middle