this is going to suck when i say that i am an immortal and i will most likely never die.

sorry dude.... sometimes life just sucks... ya know?

i don't want weed.
i don't want sex.
i don't want alcohal.
i don't want drugs.
i don't want any simple pleasure.
i don't want to be dirty.
i don't want to be unaware.
i don't want to be confused.
i don't want to be lonely.
i don't want to be rude.
i don't want to lose.

one time i try to go swimming with sharks. they loved me. now i am shark boy.

that is why i try my best to AVOID situations that i can't handle. get it?

i'd bash me with a bat.

what the fuck? are all french people this aggresive?

this game doesn't work

lover.... where are you....

does that mean you are somewhat scary?

this thread is pure trash. all you'll get is shit-talkers talking pure shit.

all this attention is making me excited!!!:D:D:D

ahhh.... aahhh.... oh no!! OH MY GOD!!!!




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you guys are too much.

do you really want to hurt me alien asshole?

fuck a hippo grasp.

OMG!!! YOU ALL JUST LOVE ME SO MUCH!!!! you guys are SOO cool!!!:D:D:D:D

hug

so like as a ghost dad, do you like haunt your kids now?

what's that? i didn't understand... it must be this stupid head *bangs head but head still won't work*

maybe this isn't the right place for me.... wait! i got it!! the truth will help me!!


haha, okay... are you ready for the truth? uuuuhhhhhh....... let's see...
the truth in the form of saying how i truly feel about french people.
(i will try not to be offensive in anyway.)


ah... here we go... what? we're on? damn, okay.... uh..... new line...
okay, hi.... uh hello.... yes, uh... okay. the truth dammit, the truth here and the truth now.

french. from france. into sex. open about sex. open in expression...

i am not open about my sexuality and i can't be and i'm noy denying that i could be because i know
myself enough to realize that dealing with too much will make me go insane.
i will kill. i am not able to block urges as well as other people.... when i have an urge
the stress builds until it rips my mind open and then i am not in control anymore.
so yeah, i become an insane monster in situations that i can't emotionally handle.
that is the way i am. i don't expect anyone to believe me because i am able to hide this uncontrollable
part of myself from other people.
but telling you this, maybe you can keep in mind that i have a social limit
social situations are more difficult for me to handle
that is me, and any considerate human being would take that into consideration.

and now, the french people. you see, there is something about the way that french people interact
that i feel most sensitive towards. it makes me want to go MOOOOOO!!!!!
it might have to do with the way they think they are better then the rest of canadians
when really there is only one french province in canada. this does come into effect when the french
people of quebec and the english people of ontario spark a conversation.
can you really say that being the only french province has nothing to do with it?
i don't want the french to feel intimidated by being the only french province.
i want the french to feel like they are our brothers and sisters.
i want the french to feel as though they are here with the rest of canada.
french people, if you are in canada, then you are a part of our country and we most defidently love you.

fuck. (i suppose.)

question: is alien zed a total moron? or just half?

i need a joint... WAITER!!!

the army is all bitches.

the police, well, they all bitches too.

ganstas? they are the biggest bitches on earth.

and americans... well... can you blame them?

oh i'm sorry, i haven't been saying what alien zed wants to hear

*chem chem*

i am normal, just like all of you, i am just normal.
i am nice to people that seem alright to me
i see things just like everyone sees things, ya know, just with my eyes.
i am not magical in anyway, i have no special powers of any kind over anyone else.
i am sane, i am normal and i am %100 cool.

who is the ass man? Mr. wizdom?

i don't need meds. you're an asshole. did you know that? well, now you know.

get a nuke first. lame....

whatever frenchgirl.... you'll never get a loving as good as i got

i'd say FOUR!!! and wack her in the crotch with a golf club

oh sorry!! haha... that is funny...

crack is bad for my health. you know that.

it is a waste land. but it's not dumb.

i like the truth

i can see the way anything works in my mind. AANYTHING!!!!

the way people work, the way social situations work.... literally anything.

cast some of your dumb magic on me. please?

i am so smart i would appreciate the change.

so you ain't in da t dot take over group.

that's alright. i don't like french girls... they're too raunchy.

i'd trip him so he falls on his face and breaks his nose.

but you in montreal.

the wizard of dumbness.

guns are used by bitches....