You know, you're very right. She won't have her looks forever and when they are gone, she'll have no clue WHAT to do anymore. I suppose envying or pitying anyone is no way to live.

Oh god I didn't know it was such an issue! I am so sorry.... or at least I am saying I am which is what counts, right? Now. If only Paris Hilton was in a car and got in a crash due to the some reporters and then no one called the ambulance until too late...

do you own a bonnet?

dirty?

alcoholised red bull on friday and saturday'

red or blue?

Yeah! somehow I missed reading your post. God shit :)

And now for something a little bit more involved.

[ www.deathball.net ]

I want about four hours ago

First of all... the vagina is supposed to be the dipping sauce...
secondly...

aphex twin


'ouu! romantique' or 'regimental911'

He must have! It's hard to swallow a whole baby mummy.

I want someone to buy flowers for.

Like your moma treats you. HAaaaaRSH!

rugby all the way AND

ravewave or [ rave.ca ]

he forgot the z. There's no other keinz?

ok ok. ALL THE CHILDREN WERE BOYS! Sheesh... just 'cause half of them were male, doesn't mean the other half weren't.

us

Heart is so overrated.

procreation

Good guesses but wrong. Think even simpler.

mousse

precisely. NOW!
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

lol jacques cartier

jack or jill?

yeah... I have no fucken clue where 9.333 comes in, that makes no sense. Besides this riddle has already been solved

pig collection

diner or lunch?

school bus

OH! Yeah those can be awfully annoying. and I thought you meant insects! pshhh
I hate spiders. but love what they do to insects.

Yep. 25$ + 2$ that the bellhop took and then the 3$ that the room got back.

lindsay

I like my banana hot or cold
I love the bananas whether young or old
Buy a banana, there's no better deal
rip one from the bunch & remove the peal.

I hate teases, but I want them.

bangbus

Butterflies never hurt you! What's your beef?

Or is this something I don't know about again...

What banana song? Should I put banana's in my next batch of brownies? ;)

Jesus man, I thought you'd have some self respect. Have you seen how she treats men? It's ten times more disgusting than how men treat women! (oops)

The bellhop is crooked.

katieswikkedcool (here it comes)

Really? so how do you explain poeple who get into relationships only to get bored after about three months... every single time

I hate snobs and gold diggers.

Of course I know nothing about it, I was speaking more ambiguously and am sorry if it sounded like I was yelling at you. I did quote you and that made it seem like my post was directed at you, but I wasn't trying to teach you anything, but maybe you could learn from your peers more... and that goes for everybody. I have to admit that 'lowering standards' is fucken hard to do and I wish I could do the same. However I was referring mainly to monetary issues simply because i hate gold diggers with a passion. Snobs too.

body paint

what does M mean? are the meanings listed somewhere?