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[ ]Massively interesting
[ ]Mon chemin (parce qu'il faudrait bien que j'y mette un titre...)
[ ]MOi!!!
[ ]Fake plastic masks
[ ]Alchimie
[ ]Un. Trou. Noir.
[ ]Brumes
[ ]DJ IN THE BOX! PODCAST 05 (Tom Colontonio anthem)
[ ]we talk too much
[ ]Reign In Blood!!!!
[ ]Self Aware
[ ]Mainframe
[ ]Damn shitty.
[ ]New Mix! Chimichanga 2
[ ]all i need
2008 November:
[ ]La fin!
[ ]OTHER SIDE (Original mix) - DJ IN THE BOX!
[ ]Impulsif?
[ ]À l'amour!
[ ]Saphir pour Hardcore Underground
[ ]Demenagement et recherche Coloc
[ ]fds et le reste
[ ]WoW is just scientology with elves
[ ]le style de ljho,,e de ljp,,e libre
[ ]Muzik 4 Machines
[ ]Incapable de lire ma musique?
[ ]La déchéance de ma meilleure amie
[ ]NEW release on myspace
2008 October:
[ ]Un album?
[ ]getting really sick of these dreams...
[ ]Dj In The Box! PODCAST 02
[ ]sujets
[ ]Dj In The Box! on RadioFree USA
[ ]Signification de rêve
[ ]Another WTF dream that goes into a sleep paralysis
[ ]Maudite Bronchite
[ ].
[ ]Dj In The Box! PODCAST
[ ]RIPFeuMAth
[ ]between & et & :-
[ ]Ice Age
[ ]8pstarg
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[ ]Journal de voyage d'une Fée
[ ]un veritable ami
[ ]house of cart
2008 August:
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[ ]Mayan Astrology
[ ]The self
[ ]Call of the Eldest
[ ]seul..
2008 July:
[ ]Art Proposal (Monks With Sticks/Sex, Lies, And Videotape)
[ ]To
[ ]She's A Killer Queen
[ ]psychedelic experience
[ ]Sa vous interesseras peut-être pas mais ...
[ ]Provocation....et merci.
[ ]I like Monkeys
[ ]Downfall.
[ ]booker , manager wanted !!!
[ ]???
2008 June:
[ ]Nite-lite was kick ass! and Tiesto soon + more!
[ ]Les temps changent... les gens...
[ ]StReSsEd!!!!
[ ]Value.
[ ]Bored:Saturday,June 14th,2008
[ ]Midnight Random Thoughts
2008 May:
[ ]Breaking Me Up
[ ]www.SCHiZO.etsy.com
[ ]Anime list of sorts
[ ]My place in the smallest of spotlights among those who shine et ainsi de suite ^^
[ ]Wow, Just ... Wow
[ ]Remember to Forget
[ ]http://www.1000ventures.com
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[ ]Sketchy Randomness
[ ]Burial - Archangel
[ ]A Raver's Manifesto
[ ]This is my manifesto.
[ ]Dance Hall Queen~Routine...
[ ]Hope
2008 April:
[ ]Credit recovry
[ ]Well THAT was fucking close
[ ]Kuujjuaq
[ ]Psyilence prejudice
[ ]Travelling...
[ ]confortably numb
[ ]fist rave
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[ ]memo
[ ]Montreal Morning--- The story of me
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[ ]Incomprehendiular
[ ]Didier Super - Petit Caniche
[ ]Growing up
[ ]Nous sommes?
2008 March:
[ ]I like Monkeys
[ ]fucking stalkers
[ ]Transitions
[ ]vampiros venezolanos
[ ]j'aime faire des croquettes au chien
[ ]Genesis - Dancing with the Moonlit Knight
[ ]Genesis - The Musical Box
[ ]Genesis - Supper's Ready
[ ]Des quotes Rave.ca 2008
[ ]Thom Yorke - Skip Divided
[ ]what a weekend!!
[ ]New Here
[ ]Once I lost a smile
[ ]espoir
[ ]J'aime mieux...
[ ]Ezechiel 25:17 i!
[ ]Apocalypticodramatic
[ ]"Why do they call you Butterman?"
[ ]Why do I get all the love in the world...
[ ]good things come to those who wait
[ ]4 mars 2008
[ ]Le Grand Sommeil
[ ]last night was tits!
2008 February:
[ ]Quelques mots de Jardin
[ ]Inconscience
[ ]Éveil...
[ ]Il faudrait apprendre à lire
[ ]no dnb last night
[ ]Tonight
[ ]Duopolis...
[ ]I live in Montreal
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[ ]Night at cody's/ update
[ ]Free LInks (YouTube) to Noise(music)
[ ]Butterman's all-time (L8T 90s, Y2K, post) favorite adult film female stars/performers
[ ]One of those defining moments
[ ]um...I was told to start a journal
[ ]A Journal Not for Party
[ ]I am in "LOVE" with Hollywwod actress Christina Ricci.
2008 January:
[ ]Paroles en l'air
[ ]Mon entrée
[ ]In the End...
[ ]a semi-rant
[ ]be a space pirate prt.2
[ ]stuff from my personal journal
[ ]Ravers are depraved. (???!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
[ ]PLUR, what?
[ ]The New Rave and our trip to montreal
[ ]NEW RAVE!, New Friends...and a Sadly Early Departure REVISED
[ ]Vida de la musika
[ ]New Rave! The Prequel!!
[ ]Value Village is Awesome!!!
Title:vampiros venezolanos
Posted On:2008-03-30 17:41:40
Posted By:» narfette
buenos aires by night is a strange and mysterious land, full of drag queens and implanted ladies, and last night i discovered the existence of a new type of creature that lurks in this fair city of mine....

cocoliche, approximately 3:30 am.

i just guzzled down the last beer. i can barely move, the place is packed, men who look more like women than i ever will surround me and i'm pressed against my friend as there is no room to dance. i've only just met him, through other friends, and already i'm trying to figure out if i should listen to my inner slut or leave it be. he's not my type, but there's something about him that makes the monster inside me growl - maybe it's the dark eyes and the full lips, or maybe it's the cheekbones, or maybe that he kind of looks like a latino ian ashbury, i don't know for sure... but this little venezolano is something, alright, and i know for a fact he's one of those bad boys your mother always warned you about.

maneater started to play so i made my move, just like any maneater would. the effect was instantaneous and within seconds we were in a cab, doing whatever it is drunken people do when they decide to follow eachother home. in my case this is generally something that gets me kicked out of cabs, and yet this cab driver said nothing. enjoying the show?

sube el volumen a la musica pornografica, por favor. era la primera vez que una chica te la chupó en un taxi? a ver tu cara, parecia que si... ni importa...

this guy is hot, i'm thinking, holy mother of god. is there some kind of rehab i can enroll in for latin men? because jesus fucking christ, i can't get enough, i always need more, more, more. it's quite a delicious addiction but it could get me in trouble, or maybe not enough, who knows.

someone told me a girl slit her wrists when this guy didn't call her back and i can see why. wow. bring it on. ok, no, that hurts, don't bite so hard... fuck what part of me screaming do you not understand that shit FUCKING HURT. yeah i know, hearing a girl scream gets you boys all excited and makes your egos grow (amongst other things), but no it wasn't a yelp of pleasure.... oh my god is that blood? sweet! i've hit the jackpot! dale duro papi!

and so on, and so on, until i passed out from overexertion.

this morning i came to and saw the heavily tattooed figure snoring next to me and figured it was my cue to sneak out. but i couldn't move my neck. seriously, could not move my neck. i get up and check in the mirror and oh what's this?


Then I saw the note that was taped up to the door. it said

"It's cool to be a vampire."

Well look at that. I went home with a Venezuelian vampire. What do you know. That's why I felt hypnotised. Hrmf.

Moral of the story: Before engaging in any sort of drunken intercourse, please make sure that the person you're involved with doesn't try and EAT YOU.

Unless of course you like that sort of thing.