The Michael Bolton Appreciation Thread.
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best MB quote: "there was nothing wrong with the name michael bolton until i was about 12 years old and that no-talent assclown started winning grammys" |
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| omg Sharon. I love you. |
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| Gross Inc. |
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| time, love and tenderness... |
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| i think im gunna go puke. |
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| sure you wouldn't rather dance? |
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| meet my new boyfriend.
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| jess wins. |
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| big time. i have a cassette though- that's a pretty close second. |
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| i've always wanted a man who has bigger hair then me.
.......or one who wears hair clips
MUAHAHAHA |
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| now jess, finding a man with a bigger head than yours is outright impossible. so shut up big head. fucking move i cant see the fucking galaxy. big head. |
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| YOU AND MATT AND THE BIG HEAD JOKES HAVE TO STOP! why don't you sit in matt's room and night and cry because there's no chair for you to sit in.
HA!
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| he couldnt see the tv with u in the room |
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| shut up mathew. why don't you spend the night with 5 girls watching beauty pagant movies and eating hagendas again!
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| Michael Bolton says:
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| i wasnt crying, i was laughing my head off watching family guy and readin vice? id rather do that than watch fucking bubble boy. IMO WORST MOVIE EVER. |
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| shagggy |
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| dang spooky, you beat me to it.
i celebrate his entire catalog |
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| bubble boy was GREAT. STOP FRONTING!!!!!!!!1 |
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| hahaha... HAHAHA fucking, this thread is hilarious!!1 |
The Michael Bolton Appreciation Thread.
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