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Ebay Is Too Funny
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Wed Jan 7, 2004 @ 8:06pm |
 Coolness: 238620 | [ home.houston.rr.com ]
I will kick your ass. Item # 1641798199 Everything Else:Services:Other Currently $1.75 First bid $0.01 Quantity 1 # of bids 4 bid history Time left 6 days, 22 hours + Location Albany, NY Country/Region USA/Albany Started Sep-23-01 14:06:38 PDT mail this auction to a friend Ends Sep-30-01 14:06:38 PDT watch this item Seller (Rating) hail_brak (3) view comments in seller's Feedback Profile | view seller's other auctions | ask seller a question High bid rippea (5) Payment See item description for payment methods accepted Shipping Will ship to United States and the following regions: Asia. Caribbean. Europe. Mexico and Central America. Canada Australasia. South America. See item description for shipping charges. Item Revised Before First Bid To review revisions made to this item by the seller, click here. Seller assumes all responsibility for listing this item. You should contact the seller to resolve any questions before bidding. Auction currency is U.S. dollars ( $ ) unless otherwise noted. Description Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions: 1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking), 2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine). Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave. Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well. Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass. I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even. :lol Lee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fluffy replied on Wed Jan 7, 2004 @ 8:10pm |
 Coolness: 48845 | holy shit thats so wikkid -
hmm what could i sell on ebay ? [maybe i should stop while im ahead] |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven replied on Wed Jan 7, 2004 @ 8:48pm |
| Coolness: 73840 | its more like... what have i not bought on ebay yet? hmmm |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Wed Jan 7, 2004 @ 8:54pm |
| Coolness: 141365 | an ass kicking? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» wisp replied on Wed Jan 7, 2004 @ 9:25pm |
| Coolness: 97320 | i bought a nintendo wristband on ebay.
who the hell buys an ass kickin'? thats awesome. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Wed Jan 7, 2004 @ 10:04pm |
| Coolness: 238620 | never bought anything online yet
my ex gf magenta used to get shit all the time online Lee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psy_co replied on Wed Jan 7, 2004 @ 10:12pm |
 Coolness: 488600 | some stupid fu.. will buy it, dont worry |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» wisp replied on Wed Jan 7, 2004 @ 10:52pm |
| Coolness: 97320 | yr avatars lame.
yay for big corporate cunts! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven replied on Thu Jan 8, 2004 @ 1:02am |
| Coolness: 73840 | i shop online regularly.
and how. but i wouldnt buy an ass kicking when i can get one for free. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Thu Jan 8, 2004 @ 1:03am |
 Coolness: 201225 | ebay is awesome for getting music equipment though |
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