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20 Minutes To Eat An Orange
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| it's taken me over 20 minutes to eat (an already peeled) orange. i fell asleep 2 hours after i went to bed, i woke up 5 hours EARLY and i'm not happy about it. oh and i have to do exercise all day today. and tomorrow. and the day after. |
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| aint nothin wrong with exercise!
*eats grapefruit* |
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| I want one |
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| ya i didnt fall asleep til 4am. wtf. lst time i eat merguin pie before bed. |
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| i told you you shouldn't eat before bed
exercise is pretty good! i lost 6% body fat over the last month! yay! |
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| nice one. are you part of a gym? 6% is a good number for a month. |
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| are you kidding me? my exercise involves walking out of my bed to the computer these days. 6% is a HUGE number for a month |
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| for doing nothing, thats mighty impressive. are you not eating? |
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| *cough* |
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| yeah, thats healthy... |
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| it's not on purpose- it's not a big deal, happens to everyone. |
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| ah, i get it.
just watch out, its dangerous. |
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| trust me, i know... |
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| ok wo la, on se calme. |
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| *lol*
i'm gonna go take that nap i owe myself :) |
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| Sarah don't lose any more weight cuz i'm starting to look like a cow next to you. |
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| *lol* please- we still look exactly the same.. |
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| pish posh |
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| hey sarah ya wanna stop talking to all my ex girlfriends. ya thanks. :P |
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| Originally posted by AZAZEL...
hey sarah ya wanna stop talking to all my ex girlfriends. ya thanks. :P
You havent learned that's how it works?... The difference between a relationship with a woman and a job is that a woman doesnt require a CV with references to contact.
Instead of having it read:
"Previous places of employment"
....it would read something like:
"Previous people of enjoyment"
Without it they still manage to find some way to gossip with one another... |
20 Minutes To Eat An Orange
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