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The Best Simpsons Quote Thread...
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Mon Nov 12, 2012 @ 3:35am |
 Coolness: 145150 | the board has been a little dead lately...
I got going on this the other night with someone else last night, trying to name our fav simpsons quotes... i like these ones... 1) crowd "we demand that you do something about these bears" Mayor Quimby "DEMAND? Who are you to demand anything your just a bunch of low income nobodies!" Mayor's Aid "Election in november chief, election in november." Mayor Quimby "what! again! this stupid country" 2) Marge "Home it's supposed to be corduroy patches on a tweed jacket not tweed patches on a corduroy jacket. Now you have ruined a perfectly good jacket" Homer "incorrect marge! two perfectly good jackets" 3) Man "your dad's not coming back is he?" boy "he might..." Man "No, No he won't" 5) Marge "why didn't we get to go to heaven? ...Oh right the sin, right?" 6) wigum "finally an excuse to wear make up!!!" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Mon Nov 12, 2012 @ 10:05am |
 Coolness: 175390 | Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
Boo-urns Boo-uuuuuuuuuuurns |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Mon Nov 12, 2012 @ 11:23am |
 Coolness: 146275 | Homer: "To Alcohol!... the cause and the solution to all our problems!" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Mon Nov 12, 2012 @ 11:48am |
 Coolness: 106065 | Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! -Homer
I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! -Ned Flander Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. -Homer Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true! -Homer |
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| Good [+3]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Tue Nov 13, 2012 @ 11:58am |
 Coolness: 158720 | Moe had a nice one in the last episode: "Hey, don't you badmouth this country. Compared to the rest of the third-world, we're doing great."
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Tue Nov 13, 2012 @ 7:19pm |
 Coolness: 166495 | "Who's in the what now?" - Homer
Originally Posted By TOY_POLICE
Moe had a nice one in the last episode: "Hey, don't you badmouth this country. Compared to the rest of the third-world, we're doing great."
haha xD yeah, that the moment I laughed hardest at ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Wed Nov 14, 2012 @ 2:31am |
| Coolness: 145150 | homer "play the race card, PLAY IT!" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pencapchew replied on Wed Nov 14, 2012 @ 10:52am |
 Coolness: 35540 | homer, high on weed: "Otto spelled backwards is OTTO!!!!"
ralph, eating wild berries: "Tastes like burning!" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Sat Nov 17, 2012 @ 2:37am |
| Coolness: 145150 | marge to homer 'Mr Smithers said if you don't come in on friday, don't bother coming in on Monday.
homer 'Woohoo! Four day weekend!'' |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MtGreylock82 replied on Sat Nov 17, 2012 @ 4:55pm |
 Coolness: 28265 | Burns: OK, Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Director: Schindler's very good, Mr. Burns is the devil. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Sat Nov 17, 2012 @ 10:03pm |
 Coolness: 103205 | Lisa after drInking the water at duff gardens
"can't talk, coming down" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Mon Nov 19, 2012 @ 3:27am |
| Coolness: 145150 | (to someone in a phone booth) lionel hutz 'hey you get out of my office' |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Tue Nov 20, 2012 @ 10:25am |
| Coolness: 166495 | Lisa: "Congratulations, you're officially a sociopath"
Bart: "Hey, at least I'm on a path!" |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Tue Nov 20, 2012 @ 8:06pm |
 Coolness: 159070 | Homer : " I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T ! "
[Homer and Bart are chasing the rolling rotisserie pig. It rolls through some bushes] Homer: It's just a little dirty! It's still good, it's still good! [the cart falls off the edge of a drainage culvert, and the pig floats down the stream] Homer: It's just a little slimy! It's still good, it's still good! [the pig reaches a dam at the end of the stream and plugs the drain hole. The water pressure builds up behind it, until it launches out of the hole into the air] Homer: It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good! Bart : " Dad, you just shot zombie Flanders ! " Homer : " He was a zombie ? " |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Wed Nov 21, 2012 @ 2:52pm |
| Coolness: 166495 | ^ ze classics! =D
marge: well then there won't be any sex! homer: you can't sex-fire me! I sex-quit! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Fri Nov 23, 2012 @ 1:51am |
| Coolness: 145150 | homer "finally someone is going to call me 'sir' without adding 'your making a scene' afterwards" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Sat Nov 24, 2012 @ 3:40pm |
 Coolness: 91340 | I must get back to Dancecentrum in Struttgart in time for the Kraftwerk concert. |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Mon Nov 26, 2012 @ 3:46am |
| Coolness: 145150 | Homer (to god) : 'You just made a powerful enemy!' |
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