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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» screw_you replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:07pm |
 Coolness: 77125 | how do u make someone leave ur house ??? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:08pm |
 Coolness: 66600 | kill them |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:10pm |
 Coolness: 685675 | Set it on fire.
Chase them with a meat cleaver. (Chainsaws are effective, too) Hose of cold water. Throw peanutbutter on them and open the door so that an army of squirrels chases them out. Pretend to OD on something so that they freak out and run. The posibilities are endless! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:12pm |
 Coolness: 144315 | call the fucking police isabel |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» screw_you replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:14pm |
| Coolness: 77125 | i cant thats just too mean |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:16pm |
| Coolness: 685675 | Set the house on fire.
I'd love to see the retard that'll stay THEN! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:19pm |
| Coolness: 66600 | JUST KILL THE BASTARD!
it's quick, easy, and he wont bother you ever again |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:20pm |
| Coolness: 685675 | Preferably with my idea of covering them in peanutbutter and having an army of squirrels hunt them down and kill them. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:21pm |
| Coolness: 66600 | too much effort
just take a knife and a towel slice the throat wide open, put a towel on it, throw him outside in the trash. Total time: 10 minutes |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:23pm |
| Coolness: 685675 | Or you can catch them from behind with some saranwrap. Cover their face and then run around them in circles to make sure it's thick enough so that they can't breath. Then after they've asphixiated, you can take it off and leave no evidence of who did what. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:24pm |
| Coolness: 66600 | what if you get dizzy and fall down? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:25pm |
 Coolness: 152595 | It depends on who it is...
if it's a guy, you'd think they'd leave after getting satisfaction ... :O !!!! I'm sorry... That "doink me" sign marked me... I unno.. tell him you've got to leave and meet driends and he should come too... Then just ask him to wait for you somewhere (saying you forgot something inside), and go back home... tell us if it works. I did it with a this FUCGLY chick in high-school.. Her brother kicked my ass though the next day... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:25pm |
| Coolness: 685675 | It mkes everything more enjoyable! It'll be like killing someone stoned!
Unless you have motion sickness. Then potentially puking all over the place isn't quite fun. Hey, you could hit them over the head and force them to drink bleach and then throw them out of your place as their stomach corodes itself! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:26pm |
| Coolness: 66600 | just stab the bastard somewhere and put him in the trash... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:28pm |
| Coolness: 685675 | But that's so played out! You need originality! Like emptying a can of freeon into their ear or nostril and then tapping it with a chisel!
Come on, use your imagination! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:29pm |
 Coolness: 276520 | tell him/her that your going out and they cant stay. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:29pm |
| Coolness: 66600 | who cares if its played out?
Its fast and effective. Its about not wasting time on something you shouldn't have to be doing in the first place. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:29pm |
| Coolness: 685675 | Pfft! Go ahead and ruin all our fun! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:30pm |
| Coolness: 66600 | its not me who has the problem... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri May 2, 2003 @ 2:31pm |
| Coolness: 685675 | Man, when's the last time YOU stabbed anyone? Stabbing is FAR from fast and effective. To be fast and effective, you need to do something like sever a main artery or completely slice their throats open, and that takes some coordination. It's not as easy to do as the movies make it out to be, ya know! |
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