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Three Movies That Could Save Hollywood
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Aug 3, 2009 @ 3:35am |
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Obviously, these are desperate times. With that in mind, here are three deceptively great movie ideas for Hollywood to pinch at its leisure: Title Come Alive! Synopsis God decides to grant evangelical preacher Will Ferrell the power to heal the sick with his fingertips. But the almighty's lightning bolt misses its target, hitting Will's penis instead. Now Will is cursed with the miraculous ability to cure any disease or fix any injury – but only if he has full sexual intercourse with the patient. Since Will is also a 45-year-old unmarried virgin with strong views on sex outside marriage, it won't be an easy ride! Review What starts as a regulation gross-out comedy soon takes an unsettling turn as Will faces an agonising decision at his father's deathbed, before building to a frankly unbelievable conclusion in which a terrorist cell releases the Ebola virus in the local donkey sanctuary . . . and only one man can save the day. Title Hollywood Mosquito 3D Synopsis Seizing on the current vogue for 3D Imax releases, Hollywood Mosquito 3D is a cinematic spectacle shot entirely from the point of view of a hungry mosquito flying around Los Angeles during a heatwave. Filmed with microscopic high-definition cameras, the action consists of eye-popping and shockingly frank sequences in which the naked, breathing bodies of your favourite Hollywood stars are transformed into immense, surreal landscapes: living canyons of flesh for you to fly over, around . . . even inside. Review No blemish is left secret, no crevice goes unexplored, and absolutely no blushes are spared in this bluntly explicit thrill ride starring Harvey Keitel, Megan Fox, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Anjelica Huston, Mickey Rourke and Zac Efron. Title Nic Cage: My Life as John Lennon the Cow Synopsis In this groundbreaking experimental documentary and extreme "method acting" challenge Nicolas Cage spends an entire year living life as a cow – standing in fields, eating grass, crapping on all fours, with no human contact whatsoever. Having spent 365 days becoming fully immersed in the cow mindset, he is unceremoniously whisked to New York's Dakota building where he must simulate the last eight weeks of John Lennon's life while retaining his bovine perspective and continuing to wear his prosthetic hooves. Review Cage's brave attempt to experience Lennon's final days through a cow's eyes offers a refreshing insight into the ex-Beatle's musical genius, as well as a hilarious scene in which, frustrated by his inability to play the chords to Jealous Guy thanks to his hooves, he angrily butts his head against the sideboard and drops a manpat on the carpet. There you go, dream factory. Yours for the taking. And all I ask in return is an on-screen credit, an embroidered baseball cap, and $750m. |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Mon Aug 3, 2009 @ 6:43am |
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Although I'm not too keen on seeing a movie featuring Harvey Keitel and Philip Seymour Hoffman naked... in 3D IMAX, no less. * chivers * |
| I'm feeling "flynn lives" right now.. | |
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