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How To Handle Telemarketers!
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| Still, it's great :) |
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| slight fail.
tldr |
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1> ASK THEIR COMPLETE NAME AND AGENT NUMBER
2> WRITE DOWN THE TIME
3> ?????????????????????????????????? I SUGGEST YOU DUB THE PHONE
4> PROFIT |
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| i ask 2000 question about every thing. |
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| LOL ! :D |
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| save sex line fees, have sex with yourself when they call ! |
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| Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD
save sex line fees, have sex with yourself when they call !
LOL |
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| try and sell them something |
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| reminds me of that saying:
when a man talk dirty to woman, it's sexual harassment. when a woman talks dirty to man it's 5.95$ a minute |
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| hahaha , drugs especially , im shure they would trip because they're recorded.
at anything you would get to the unassumed pothead at the other line and make the rest of his day shit. Update » cutterhead wrote on Fri May 29, 2009 @ 6:33pm or have an AKAI sampler pad handy , and either respond with animal sound (stick to one or have a moeses ark family argument on the phone... you decide) or sample them back to themselves , make em hear how ass they sound.
id love to do the later one... i only have a portable tape deck and the rewind isnt fast enough... |
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| nice script |
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| OMFG! Ill so use that next time! Much Thanks =) (How to fuck Telemarketers head) |
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| hahaha awesome
im a collector so i get all kinds of crazy people on the phone. hehe |
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| i worked at bell's more than once , ppl there are puppet .
and who the f* knows who you really are on the phone afterall . phone = party ppl |
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| wtl;dr (way tl;dr)
I do a pretty mean impression of Stewie from Family Guy, so I just switch into that voice and they hang up pretty quickly. |
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| meh tl:dr , hanging pretty quick is pretty lame |
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How To Handle Telemarketers!
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