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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 5:47pm |
 Coolness: 133030 | Fuck Yall Stinkin Whores Your Pussy Smells like Rotten fish
and your Brain is all fucked up cuz you did too much cocaine. Even if your pretty you still reaks diseases. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» madforbrad replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 6:01pm |
 Coolness: 44545 | did she steal your wallet or something ?
must feel good to bitch out a demograph of people that probably live in absolute misery. As nasty as the girl that fucked you over probably was, i find you somehow a little more disgusting. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 6:04pm |
 Coolness: 282450 |  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» madforbrad replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 6:13pm |
| Coolness: 44545 | hey friend! Been a while. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 6:28pm |
| Coolness: 282450 | Hey hey! Too long...how you been, man? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 6:33pm |
| Coolness: 133030 | It was just for leaving my hatred out to convience myself that I dont need
them in my life. Im not referring to anyone and im sure theres ppl offering good sexual services for money but im trying to stay away from them. Im not in any kind writting stuff at the first degree on this messageboard. There should just be a hate thread, maybe theres one I dunno; I could had let my anger out about a shitload of other things that piss off instead of hookers |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» madforbrad replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 6:52pm |
| Coolness: 44545 | i have a funny hooker story.
I was drunk and just broke up with my gf so i ordered an "escort" and asked the agency to add some cocaine to the tally. I had paid for 2 hours which was a substantial amount. So she gets there and we are sitting and i'm making small talk to make things a little more comfortable seing as how it was my first time ever attempting to pay for sex. I give her the oocaine and tell her to make out some lines and i am sitting on my fancy chair which was close to the sofa she was on. I start to ask her questions and i don't know wether it was because she was just so completely retarded but i was just disgusted by her presence. After about 30 minutes of absolutely nothing other than her snorting the cocaine i bought and me talking about life, i just told her that she can leave. She then asked for a tip which i just found hilarious so i gave her 20$. so to recap, I paid a hooker 620$ to sit in a chair for 30 minutes and snort the half gram of blow i paid for. The story sounds a little funnier when i say it out loud. In hindsight, i should of at least made her clean the house or something. But ya , that is probably one of the dumber things i've ever done. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 7:04pm |
| Coolness: 133030 | hahahaha that story was gold Dude! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 7:06pm |
 Coolness: 131590 | LB whahaha what a story |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 7:08pm |
| Coolness: 282450 | Hookers will do anything for cash.
You like shoving cans of whipped cream up your ass while singing 'Yankee Doodle Dandy'? Hookers can provide that kind of fun for you without judging you or telling everyone about it ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» madforbrad replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 7:24pm |
| Coolness: 44545 | i guess i was expecting Julia Roberts or something. I guess the movie Pretty Woman wasn't quite how it pans out in real life. I prefer oldschool prostitution where you take a girl out on a date and spend money on food and wine. It is probably more cost effective. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 7:30pm |
| Coolness: 282450 | Now instead of the wine & dine a pretty hooker thing, you get some 45 year old named Ginette who has 8 kids and smoking lines around her face eating a whopper after you smear shit from your dick onto her upper lip. Cost effective indeed ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 7:32pm |
| Coolness: 131590 | with that said , who wouldnt be sold to the idea ! ( a linda would match that picture too XD ...) |
| I'm feeling snafu right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» madforbrad replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 7:54pm |
| Coolness: 44545 | despite my previous defense of hookers, i still wouldn't ever trust one. I find that their predicament is similar to drug addicts in that the lifestyle they unfortunately fall into consumes them and changes their behavior so much to the point that they aren't the same people. I try not to judge them because I've known some people that have been killed by their addiction but i won't be sympathetic. I can't feel bad for everyone. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fortierpro replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 7:58pm |
 Coolness: 32830 | Originally Posted By HOST_ONE
Now instead of the wine & dine a pretty hooker thing, you get some 45 year old named Ginette who has 8 kids and smoking lines around her face eating a whopper after you smear shit from your dick onto her upper lip. Cost effective indeed ;) very nice! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 8:00pm |
| Coolness: 282450 |  I guess |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Sat Apr 25, 2009 @ 12:25am |
 Coolness: 145195 | hey what ever happened to the good old brothel? you know a place where you can go for sex but get your pick of the girls available??? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot replied on Sat Apr 25, 2009 @ 8:43am |
 Coolness: 93095 | Originally Posted By BASDINI
hey what ever happened to the good old brothel? you know a place where you can go for sex but get your pick of the girls available??? dude, aren't you in asia? they should be all over the place, try the opium dens near the shipyards... dont bring too much cash with ya though ;) UFot-where did sherlock go? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Sat Apr 25, 2009 @ 11:19am |
 Coolness: 226270 | Originally Posted By BASDINI
hey what ever happened to the good old brothel? you know a place where you can go for sex but get your pick of the girls available??? They'ze be hidden aways:) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Sat Apr 25, 2009 @ 12:21pm |
 Coolness: 159115 | Originally Posted By BASDINI
hey what ever happened to the good old brothel? you know a place where you can go for sex but get your pick of the girls available??? Try this place. Only two choices though. : /  |
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