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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» tuesmondieu replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 8:46am |
 Coolness: 94275 | alright the point of this game is to form a sentence with the worst english posable but still be understandable.
check mine Guy, whats your shit wit it eh? the more gangta it is the more props you get |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 4:33pm |
 Coolness: 152460 | Ma gwanMA say nok u out,
So Imma nok you out! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 4:35pm |
 Coolness: 201175 | most poeplez hear kant spel 4 shit anywae |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 4:36pm |
| Coolness: 152460 | Mos ppl don't got gwamma nor either. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 4:55pm |
 Coolness: 141315 | qwit frontin' fizzools, yah nuhting buwatah buncha newjacks |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 5:05pm |
 Coolness: 276385 | Eye fergat who too spl buss. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 5:27pm |
| Coolness: 116245 | chou got beef mofo i oughta pull out ma gat and bust a cap in yo ass fo frontin shit like dat up ma megz cribz. shiaaaaate f00l.
and i got a poem to, its writen in the context of a jamacian speaking... REGGAE IS So, mi wuz a young maan When mi wirk fid di gubment An mi wirk wid a girl Ah-- mi mena a young whitewomen She wuz nice, an so wuz mi So wi bigin fi tok bout tings, yu see Di kaanvahsayshaan moved on shifted, drifted an lifted Close to mi heart Di subject called REGGAEMUSIC Si mi tot--ere muss be an intelligent woman she may be white--but she's arright So mi say--what yu like bout Reggaemusic She say a mi: I like raggae cuz it's nice n di mornin It so soff and sweet, an mek mi feel waarm an It goes so nice wit mi maarnin kaaffee Like a fresh-baked croissant wid jam as a toppean NU naat impress. She say a mi: I like reggaemusic cuz it's soft an sweet Like a drive inna country or sunday inna city It relocks di girls an relocks di boys An don't mek dem upset like dat rapmusic noise Mi NAAT impress. She say a mi: I like de klaasicks in raggea-- Mi tink: Finally! Mi say: Who yu like? She say: Ziggy Marley! So mi tink she juss igrnt an she naa know no betta So mi give er a tape an mi say :See yu layta Well di music wuznt Ziggy no wuz it di Blondie Nor dem Red, Red whine bastuds dem call UB-40 Mi tink,give er sum strengt an vitality Sum reggae wit passion an spirit Some poetry, sum beauty So mi give er LINTON KWESI JOHNSOM AN DI DUB BAND Music wit sum KICK Well She come back to mi She say: I don like dis erre musick It talk too much politik Soun too communistick MI NOT IMPRESS. CUZ MI KNOW DAT DI PROBLEM`S DAT IT'S TOO REALISTIC! Mi want fi say: Dis ere reggae music might be socialistic Or ighly Africentric an kram tick wit politic But whaat yu like an yu hear wit your dam Labatt`s beer An your blond Kalifornya krowd wit DAY-GLO so LOUD An your sippin Kappacheeno an fresh bokkle of vino An your Vuarnet & Benneton's & Perrier & Polo An your Marsaydeez-bends an your new BMW DAT'S NOT REGGAEMUSIC--DAT SHIT MEK MI SICK! Reggaemusic is bombs... reggaemusic is burnin Reggaemusic is HOT HOT SUNSET on eyelaans of yearnin of cries in di Babylon of concrete of streets filled wit rage in dis age of di cage of blaack fists pumped skyward... of cries of BLAACK POWER! of arteries hearts pumpin our anger In an hour so sour an wretched an wrongful unrighteous That might juss spill over Pass woovers an tweeters An into di muscles in pain an restrained in di AUDIENCE LISTNIN Vibratin an waitin fi signal be given In bodies packed tight on di dacefloor once more as dey were on slaveship (...) Reggaemusic's di cry dat went went out on da slave ship Reggeamusic`s di langwidge wuz used on dat slave ship Wedder Ibo Yoruba Mandinka or Hausa Raggeamusic`s di cry dat kaamyunikaytid Di rage an di pain on di hate an di suffrin Reggaemusic`s di beat of dem souljahs in chains Reggaemusic`s di music di landwidge di cadence wid which Dem unchained slaves wud slash deer slaver`s NECKS Reggaemusic`s NAt Turner an Touissant L'Ouverture Raggeamusic`s is Brixton Kingston an Watts Africville Sharpeuille Accra an HOT HOT HEADS AN HOT FISTS AN A CRY COME FROM HELL OF A PEOPLE BOKKLED UP LIKE A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL Raggea rnusic aint quaint an aint witty or pretty REGGAEMUSIC`S DI INFERNO COMW BURN DUNG YUH CITY An all a dis to her mi had wanted fi say But she naat impress She`d wokked on away. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 6:00pm |
| Coolness: 276385 | Eh came oot wi aw that fuckin shite we me n aw; 'the doaktir this, the doaktir that', but ah jist telt the cunt straight, it's the fuckin quality ay life thit counts. Better one year being able tae fuckin go fir it, instead ay fifty as a miserable cunt. Fuck gittin like aw they auld cunts. Telt um tae git ehsel a fuckin liver transplant. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 6:36pm |
 Coolness: 92445 | word
wanksta be up in da cut all like, what? bun blund dem ashtrays n shiot, ya heard? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agent_Yogurt replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 7:34pm |
| Coolness: 133560 | yo a wanksta |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agent_Yogurt replied on Thu Mar 27, 2003 @ 11:58pm |
| Coolness: 133560 | [ 207.68.162.250 ] |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 12:31am |
| Coolness: 15440 | Aint noting but a Game thang!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agent_Yogurt replied on Fri Mar 28, 2003 @ 12:44am |
| Coolness: 133560 | Guy, whats your shit wit it eh? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Fri Feb 20, 2004 @ 1:58pm |
| Coolness: 92445 | whats da shit widdit guy eh? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Fri Feb 20, 2004 @ 3:19pm |
 Coolness: 200480 | eh who dem gyls wit da buh buh bresteses, eh guyeee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Fri Feb 20, 2004 @ 3:55pm |
 Coolness: 154625 | yo dem bitches be Flossssssin'! dayyyum DEy be fRISH Like |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Fri Feb 20, 2004 @ 4:16pm |
 Coolness: 145370 | joo pipol er phakiñ estoopith.....that's how my mom talks...hehehe... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Fri Feb 20, 2004 @ 5:03pm |
 Coolness: 120865 | If this was a competition Yasmin would have won it looooooooooong time ago |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Fri Feb 20, 2004 @ 5:03pm |
| Coolness: 145370 | seriously |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Fri Feb 20, 2004 @ 7:44pm |
| Coolness: 154625 | hah tanks guyeees! you mean da worl to dis nicca! |
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