Sleaze Test
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Mon Mar 17, 2003 @ 11:38pm |
 Coolness: 200635 | i scored 162.
NOTE: Before taking this test, make sure you have a pen and paper handy to keep score. ENJOY!!! (1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point (2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? 2 points (3) Ever tried alcohol? 1 point (4) Ever been drunk? 2 points (5) Ever play drinking games? 2 points (6) Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points (7) Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point (8) Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points (9) Ever been forceably removed from a bar? 8 points (10) Ever participated in/finished a pub brawl? 5 points (11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points) (12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points (13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried (14) Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points bonus: at least 4 times a week 4 points (15) Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points (16) Ever sell drugs? 8 points (17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points (18) Ever used barbituates? 8 points (19) Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points (20) Ever used narcotics? 10 points (21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points (22) Ever been on a date? 2 points (23) Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points (24) Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points (25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points (26) Ever paid for sex? 8 points (27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points (28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8 points (29) Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points (30) Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points (31) Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points (32) Ever contract an STD? 12 points (33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points (34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points (35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points (36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points (37) Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points (38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points (39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points (40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 6 points (41) Ever used sex toys? 6 points (42) Ever pass out during sex? 5 points (43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points (44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points (45) Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points (46) Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball? 1 point toes - 2 points ears - 1 point (47) Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points (48) Ever make soemone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points (49) Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points (50) Ever been arrested? 8 points bonus: if convicted 7 points ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --------- SCORING: 0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you. 21-40 You barely make our scale. 41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date. 61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else. 101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt. 131-160 You're enjoying life to the max. 161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? 200+ You're going straight to hell. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Mon Mar 17, 2003 @ 11:41pm |
 Coolness: 144335 | hahahaha
who let u out on a day pas? hahaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» metra64 replied on Mon Mar 17, 2003 @ 11:51pm |
 Coolness: 40095 | to long... must finish... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Mon Mar 17, 2003 @ 11:54pm |
 Coolness: 85110 | 102:( |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Mon Mar 17, 2003 @ 11:54pm |
| Coolness: 148920 | 81
yup.. i use my right hand like the rest of'em |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fluffy replied on Mon Mar 17, 2003 @ 11:55pm |
| Coolness: 48950 | too long, ran out of fingers |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:04am |
 Coolness: 152615 | Score a weekly 160 too...
gotta crunch those numbers. it's hard to keep up. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:05am |
| Coolness: 144335 | yeah no shit u run out of fingers, unless you have over 10 of them, she said get a pen and paper. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:06am |
| Coolness: 200635 | yeah you stupid bitch.
fuck you. you aren't allowed to take my test anymore. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:08am |
| Coolness: 144335 | i wasn't gonna take it anyways.
ps, you have no authority. thanks. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:10am |
| Coolness: 200635 | i wasn't talking to you.
but now you're not allowed to take it either. sorry, no ukranians. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:11am |
| Coolness: 144335 | uh oh...do i smell a friends OFF? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:13am |
| Coolness: 15440 | Guyeeee, Serious
your sooo hardcore like hard fucking core |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:14am |
| Coolness: 144335 | do i smell sarcasm? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:15am |
| Coolness: 148920 | i smell shit.. but that could be because my brother just got out of the bathroom |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:16am |
| Coolness: 15440 | No what you smell is Beautiful flowers
SQUish |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:16am |
| Coolness: 200635 |  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:16am |
| Coolness: 148920 | i dont get it |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:17am |
| Coolness: 15440 | Fuck thats me before the Gap paid for my surgery |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Tue Mar 18, 2003 @ 12:18am |
| Coolness: 64010 | 161 |
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