Become A Bollower... Join Bottleism!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella replied on Sun Jun 1, 2008 @ 5:03am |
 Coolness: 32165 | BOTTLEISM!!!!!!!! (BEST RELIGION EVER)
it all started on 18.10.2007... a few vanier college students were playing arround with a bottle...when suddently Marek (now known as the bope) came up with a crazy insane awesome idea. He said: "hey guys, someone should get the bottle in the hole (in the middle of the table). After numerous attempts... Ashley aka vanella (now known as Jebus) got it (the bottle) in the hole (in the middle of the table). There was the sign... it was obvious that this event was a divine moment. As soon as it (the bottle) went in the hole (in the middle of the table)... all those surrounding it (now known as the abostles) had felt the power of the bottle. We then started writing what is now known as the Boly Bobble... and then came BOTTLEISM. T-shirts were made, faithfull bottleists were recruited... everything was good... until I realized that the only thing that could truly make this religion official... was for it to have its own facebook group! Anyone who is anyone can be a bottleist. But what does being a bottleist really mean? - LOVE THE BOTTLE... ABOVE ALL! - Recycle the bottle on recycling day... we have to take care of our planet. - GET A personalized BOTTLEISM T-Shirt.... (eventually... before you die.. you have to have one) - Love bottleists - Love non-bottleists - Love Love! - Dance till u can't dance no mo' (with a bottle in your hand of course) ask for more info BY THE WAY... THE JASON aka the_big_jo (now known as THE CAN) is the source of all EVILLLL!!!! BEWARE CHILDRENNNNN!!!!! Bloop Flooge *Sparklz* Poop Soop BECOME A BOLLOWER... JOIN BOTTLEISM!! |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Sun Jun 1, 2008 @ 5:37am |
 Coolness: 208720 | I conform.
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| I'm feeling good inc. right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella replied on Sun Jun 1, 2008 @ 5:38am |
| Coolness: 32165 | MAY THE BOTTLE BE WITH YOU MY CHILD!
JEBUS LOVES YOU! |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Sun Jun 1, 2008 @ 12:26pm |
 Coolness: 159060 | There is a message in The Bottle. Sting says so.
Also, I've been on the bottle for years, nothing new here. In fact, Dee should be a bottleism nun and Mel should be an apostle ( she spreads the Good Word : she dispenses bottles ! ). |
| I'm feeling hospital records right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Sun Jun 1, 2008 @ 12:34pm |
 Coolness: 162440 | Melo spreads bottles like no-one else.
Melo FTW! |
| I'm feeling toxic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Sun Jun 1, 2008 @ 12:49pm |
 Coolness: 83815 | |
| I'm feeling republican right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Sun Jun 1, 2008 @ 2:26pm |
| Coolness: 208720 | Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
Melo spreads bottles like no-one else. Melo FTW! Yeahhh.. and she consumes plenty of the Good Word herself as well. Hihi! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Sun Jun 1, 2008 @ 7:40pm |
 Coolness: 248365 | I am the bottle master |
| I'm feeling c.a right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella replied on Mon Jun 2, 2008 @ 1:33am |
| Coolness: 32165 | You can be a bottle follower... but there can only be one bottle master... and that is JeBus... and that title is already taken!!!!!!!
VIVA LE BOTTLE! |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Mon Jun 2, 2008 @ 1:55am |
| Coolness: 248365 | I'M your mom JeBus .you don't remember me? |
| I'm feeling c.a right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Mon Jun 2, 2008 @ 2:30am |
| Coolness: 208720 | And I'm yo daddy!! |
| I'm feeling good inc. right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella replied on Mon Jun 2, 2008 @ 7:41am |
| Coolness: 32165 | HOT!!! What a nice big perverted family we are... JeBus Luvs it! |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Mon Jun 2, 2008 @ 6:11pm |
 Coolness: 122250 | unless your bottles are filled with alcohol, the answer is no |
| I'm feeling battery operated right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Mon Jun 2, 2008 @ 6:38pm |
| Coolness: 159060 | Originally Posted By WIZDUMB
unless your bottles are filled with alcohol, the answer is no Is there any other interesting kinds ? |
| I'm feeling hospital records right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot replied on Mon Jun 2, 2008 @ 7:03pm |
 Coolness: 93040 | i dunno wtf this thread means, and I guess I dun care...
Btw, nice one on the kith tuber there georgy, gotta love those og humorists Ufot-ftf=for the fail |
| I'm feeling lies wif da hax!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella replied on Tue Jun 3, 2008 @ 10:36am |
| Coolness: 32165 | Your bottles can be filled with whatever you want! |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Tue Jun 3, 2008 @ 11:06am |
 Coolness: 84875 | what if we fill them with nothing, are they still empty? I mean, nothing is something, right? |
| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella replied on Tue Jun 3, 2008 @ 2:43pm |
| Coolness: 32165 | Fill it with nothing, or fill it with everything. It's all the same in the end... as long as there is a bottle involved. You can even do it Skub style and become a human bottle! How about that :O |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Tue Jun 3, 2008 @ 5:44pm |
 Coolness: 152945 | what if i break your bottle, will i become your god, will i end your god worshipping ? there are flaws in your religion! |
| I'm feeling hardcore right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Tue Jun 3, 2008 @ 5:54pm |
| Coolness: 208720 | ...then she'll just get a new bottle. |
| I'm feeling good inc. right now.. | |
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