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Ahahahaha Had To Share!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» simpson replied on Tue Mar 27, 2007 @ 5:31pm |
 Coolness: 66370 | A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel So good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this?! He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!" |
| I'm feeling hell on earth !!ahah right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Tue Mar 27, 2007 @ 5:36pm |
 Coolness: 152485 | Stupid Lion. |
| I'm feeling innatronix right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Tue Mar 27, 2007 @ 7:54pm |
 Coolness: 152980 | hahaha ! |
| I'm feeling angelkoreish x 10000 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» simpson replied on Tue Mar 27, 2007 @ 9:44pm |
| Coolness: 66370 | also this one was real funny
To all the dedicated shoppers! The New SuperWalmart The new SuperWalmart opened near my house and has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more............ |
| I'm feeling hell on earth !!ahah right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Wed Mar 28, 2007 @ 2:08pm |
| Coolness: 152980 | hahahahahhahaaa |
| I'm feeling angelkoreish x 10000 right now.. | |
Ahahahaha Had To Share!!!
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