Pair Apologize For Defacing Jesus Statue
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 5:57am |
 Coolness: 685730 | February 3, 2003, 6:53 AM EST
FAIRPORT HARBOR, Ohio -- A man and woman who vandalized a baby Jesus statue in a church's outdoor nativity marched through town with a donkey to apologize. Jessica Lange and Brian Patrick, both 19, were ordered by a judge to make Sunday's march through this northeast Ohio town after they admitted defacing a statue at St. Anthony Roman Catholic Church on Christmas Eve. Small groups of residents watched as the two walked and asked forgiveness. They led a donkey provided by a petting zoo through the streets carrying a sign that said, "Sorry for the jackass offense." The procession allowed Lane and Patrick to avoid a longer jail sentence for stabbing the statue and defacing it with Satanic symbols. "This is a kind of conscience flogging," said municipal Judge Michael Cicconetti. After the 30-minute march, the pair were taken by police to jail to serve 45-day sentences that will include drug and alcohol treatment. They also must replace the statue. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 11:01am |
 Coolness: 471945 | Sins, sins, sins....
I,m going hunted |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 12:10pm |
 Coolness: 85145 | what the fuck 45 days for a statue that bites it's not like anybody was hert!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 12:44pm |
 Coolness: 148955 | i was hurt! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 12:45pm |
| Coolness: 60980 | american laws are fucked up.
i heard if your underage and you smoke a cigarette you can goto jail!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 12:46pm |
| Coolness: 148955 | theres a law in kansas that forbids you to keep a popsicle in your back pocket |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 1:04pm |
| Coolness: 471945 | There's a law in New York stating that its illegal to take a bath,a shower's ok thought...
Dumb !! I'm so gothic I'm dead |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 3:33pm |
| Coolness: 60980 | shut up!!!
are you fuckin serious ???? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 3:37pm |
| Coolness: 685730 | I think he is actually. Past a certain age you aren't allowed to take a bath because it uses too much water to fill it up or something equally ridiculous.
It's probably not rigorously enforced though. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 5:05pm |
| Coolness: 60980 | lol
fuckin americans |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 5:18pm |
| Coolness: 471945 | Pat, i wasn't kidding.
They're fuckin' twisted .... Dumbest society possible.. I'm so gothic i'm dead |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE replied on Fri Feb 7, 2003 @ 7:40pm |
| Coolness: 60980 | i think americans need to chill for abit.
They seriously need smoke a joint and relax. If i ever meet bush id smoke him on a joint. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 4:19am |
| Coolness: 685730 | Don't you know? Bush doesn't do that. He's a meth head and a coke head. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 4:28am |
 Coolness: 276575 | JESUS SHEEP!!
SHEEP JESUS!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 4:29am |
| Coolness: 685730 | I eat monopoly and shit out connect four. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 4:30am |
| Coolness: 276575 | ooooooooo. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 4:31am |
| Coolness: 685730 | Us juggalos do that. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 11:44am |
 Coolness: 201365 | "I eat monopoly and shit out connect four."
Greatest line in a song ever |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 12:02pm |
| Coolness: 148955 | its in a song? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 1:22pm |
 Coolness: 194165 | |
Pair Apologize For Defacing Jesus Statue
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