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Half The House..!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sat Mar 10, 2007 @ 1:34am
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[ www.newsique.com ]

A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Sat Mar 10, 2007 @ 9:34am
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LOL wtf!!!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Sat Mar 10, 2007 @ 9:35am
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HAHAHAHA malade!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Sat Mar 10, 2007 @ 6:55pm
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i dunno if i acctualy buy that one.
unless it was a trailer home...
it doesn't sound that realistic.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Mar 10, 2007 @ 7:01pm
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yeah, what the hell kind of crazy forklift can cary a house? The arms on that thing aren't THAT wide, and he'd have to get it pretty much dead-center to cary anything as heavy as a half a house might be..
I'm feeling like a bald psycho right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Sat Mar 10, 2007 @ 7:06pm
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not to mention...
anyone who's ever used a chainsaw before know it's not that simple...
a job like that would take days... and most houses have cement foundations that you would need a jack hammer to finish the job.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sat Mar 10, 2007 @ 9:14pm
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Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.
I'm feeling you up right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Niji replied on Sun Mar 11, 2007 @ 1:54pm
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I've seen a house being moved on a road once when I was little... Not a big house, but yeah, they can do that !
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» aLxzRed replied on Sun Mar 11, 2007 @ 7:37pm
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There's a place near my home town where they pre-fab houses, and then take each half on a semi-trailer to the owners lot where they put them together, and I've seen some pretty big things moved on a fork-lift.

I guess his wife should be glad they didn't have a dog!
I'm feeling board - frozen right now..
Half The House..!
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