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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moohk replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 10:58am |
 Coolness: 69005 | [ www.kickthebobo.com ]
[ www.kickthebobo.com ] What is LoveLumpTM? LoveLumpTM is an artificially-engineered transgenic tissue sculpture. It is created using a variety of animal and vegetable DNA strands, which is then mapped onto a host chromosome palette. It is considered to be one of a handful of new species created from the basic building material now available to us through recent breakthroughs in modern science. How does it work? A detailed explanation on the some of the inner-workings of this amazing new technology can be found on our Breakthroughs page. Is LoveLumpTM Alive? Yes. LoveLumpTM is constituted of living tissue and organs. LoveLumpTM is not, however, a sentient being, in that it does not possess the higher nervous system functions found in mammals, fish and birds. What does LoveLumpTM eat? Maintaining a healthy, robust LoveLumpTM requires a weekly sub-dermal injection of our patented LumpFoüdTM amino-protein, which acts as the primary source of nourishment for LoveLumpTM. Injections should be administered in the hind quarter, where nutrients are readily absorbed and distributed throughout LoveLump'sTM internal organ system accordingly. Keeping LoveLumpTM properly hydrated is of utmost importance. We recommend spraying LoveLumpTM down twice daily with a solution of 5 parts distilled water to one part saline. What are the ideal conditions for LoveLumpTM? Although LoveLumpTM is a relatively resilient organism, it should not, under any circumstances, be exposed to harsh environmental conditions. We recommend keeping LoveLumpTM in an area with a temperature between 50 and 75 degrees Fahrenheit, with 50-90 percent humidity. LoveLumpTM should be exposed to a reasonable amount of indoor light, but should not be exposed to extended periods of exposure to sunlight. LumpLampTM bulbs and fixtures will be made available to purchase, and will provide the proper amount of UV light that will promote a healthy, thriving LoveLumpTM. When will LoveLumpTM be available to the public? After years of research and planning, stage-b prototypes are now being developed. Pending approval from health agencies in the U.S, Canada and Europe, LoveLumpTM is expected to be available to the public in the first quarter of 2005. How much will LoveLumpTM cost? First-generation models will be available for pre-order in the coming months. The initial price of 34,000 USD will include shipment within North America, a one year subscription to the LumpCareTM service, and a 6-month supply of LumpFoüdTM. As our harvesting development refines, we expect to see costs to the consumer be reduced significantly. Our marketing analysts foresee the wide distribution in 2007 of a model available for around 5,999 USD. Copyright 2003 EroTech Industries - All Rights Reserved |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 11:03am |
 Coolness: 152950 | WTF
this is a complete turnoff |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moohk replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 11:11am |
| Coolness: 69005 | [ www.kickthebobo.com ]
"One will inevitably approach this new technology first with fear, then apprehension, then finally with curiosity. Such is our nature as The Naked Ape. This new century will, without a doubt, bring with it many more leaps ahead in the understanding of ourselves and the physical world. One must take stock in the virtues of science, in order to successfully weather the storm ahead. Those who forge on will, without a doubt, find that our first 40,000 years on this planet were but a brief prologue to the novel of our existence. " Marie M. Cookson Brighton, England |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 11:13am |
| Coolness: 152950 | cmon boob, vagina, ass, penis and pubic hair all in 1 foot square ... Update » Deadfunk wrote on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 11:14am and the pubic hair looks so gross!
picture look like its made with paint Update » Deadfunk wrote on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 11:14am The initial price of 34,000 USD will include shipment within North America
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT! Update » Deadfunk wrote on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 11:16am i really dont understand it
ca dlair dun nain hermaphrodite amputée des jambes et du torse... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» maery replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 11:15am |
 Coolness: 43405 | I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 11:16am |
| Coolness: 152950 | its fckin 35 THOUSAND bucks .... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moohk replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 11:23am |
| Coolness: 69005 | [ www.kickthebobo.com ]
Of the hundreds of inquires we receive each month, the most often question asked is "How Does LoveLumpTM Work?". Due to patent constraints, we are unfortunately only able to release a limited amount of research data into the public domain at this time. The Breakthroughs area has since been established in order to provide a small glimpse of some of the amazing bio-mechanics that make it all possible. 
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Samwise replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 12:36pm |
 Coolness: 132970 | OUAACHE!!!! :S |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 12:43pm |
 Coolness: 83820 | anybody wanna go halfers on the LL003 model?
looks like the most bang fer yer buck!!! p.s. is there any pics of a real one? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DiddyKong replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 12:46pm |
 Coolness: 132090 | WOUASH!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 12:47pm |
| Coolness: 83820 | |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moohk replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 1:25pm |
| Coolness: 69005 | hahahah.. nice sleuthing murdock_rock, i was wondering how long it would take before someone figured it out.... (i mean c'mon, hosted at [ kickthebobo.com ] when the site first went up in 2003, erotech industries had their own domain name... )
anyways.... this one is for real, (POUR DE VRAI), i just got a catalogue in the snail mail: [ www.realdoll.com ] Welcome to the exciting world of REALDOLL! Since 1996, we have been using Hollywood special effects technology to produce the most realistic love doll in the world. Our dolls feature completely articulated skeletons which allow for anatomically correct positioning, an exclusive blend of the most expensive silicone rubbers for an ultra-flesh like feel, and are each custom made to order, to our customer's specifications. We offer an extensive list of options, from body type and Face type all the way down to fingernail color. If you've ever dreamed of creating your ideal woman, then you have come to the right place.  Update » moohk wrote on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 1:32pm [ www.realdoll.com ]
Flat Back Torso Our flat back torso offers vaginal entry as well as size 34C breasts. Created from our Body 7 and made with the same high grade material as our dolls with foam inner core weighing approx. 35lbs. This torso is available in medium skin tone, shaved only. NOW IN STOCK!! Excerpt from a happy customer's email: "The torso just fell down into place, almost before I was ready! Awesome, awesome, awesome. You guys deserve a medal. Worth EVERY PENNY!" 
Price: $1,499.00 Realdoll torso This torso starts just above the belly button, and terminates at mid thigh. It includes both Vaginal and Anal entries, and is made with the same high grade materials as the dolls. Available in all skin tones with your choice of pubic hair style and color. 
SPECIAL REDUCED PRICE! Price: $1,000.00 Booby Balls (Pair) Boobyballs are the ultimate stress reliever! Makes a great gag gift as well. Buy a pair for $49.99, and save $10.00! The RealCock The Realcock is absolutely the most realistic penis available anywhere, bar none! Featuring a convenient flat base...It's the ultimate "Sit n' Sin"! Available in your choice of the same skin tones used for the Realdolls, and with or without pubic hair. Price: $250.00 Update » moohk wrote on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 1:34pm don't worry ravers .. you're an important demographic!
Glowcocks 3 different colors--Ice blue, Electric green, and Fire red--These battery powered toys will literally light up the room when the lights go out...and you thought lightsabers were cool! REDUCED PRICE WHITE SUPPLY LASTS! $29.95/EA |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 1:39pm |
 Coolness: 685535 | I like realdolls. They keep the kind of people who'd use them from reproducing. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mayday replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 1:44pm |
 Coolness: 46470 | haha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 1:48pm |
 Coolness: 134215 | yo george,,i'll go halfsies with you..
but you gotta clean it out after every use homie,,not like the last one. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moohk replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 1:48pm |
| Coolness: 69005 | good point. and i just like lovelump better, anyways. it has a nice name. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 5:08pm |
 Coolness: 102710 | sex and warfare always those two driving technology ahead. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Fri Mar 9, 2007 @ 5:19pm |
| Coolness: 83820 | yeah but reg...
if we get 003 model we won't have to clean it... we'll just have to pick a side!!! i shot gun the the left!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MRbricolage replied on Mon Mar 12, 2007 @ 12:34am |
 Coolness: 43445 | i love the pussy |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» meek replied on Wed Mar 14, 2007 @ 3:11pm |
 Coolness: 40925 | i love the boy pussy |
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