| Page: 1 | Rating: Unrated [0] |
603 Pickup Lines
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» IMDeadAlready replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 9:35pm |
 Coolness: 45670 | 1.I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know.
2.Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? 3.May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you? 4.I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!" 5.Excuse me, I think it's time we met. 6.Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle someone with a Kamikaze one-liner. 7.You're the one I've been saving this seat for. 8.Where we supposed to meet for dinner? 9.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me? 10.Gosh, you're pretty. 11.You're very easy on the eyes. 12.Your smile is like sunshine. 13.God must have been in a very good mood the day we met. 14.You are the reason men fall in love. 15.Do you have room in you life for a new friend? 16.I just moved into the building and I was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me? 17.You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too. 18.There is more than what meets the eyes. 19.I'm sensing the intense feelings you have for me...is it my cologne? 20.I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one. 21.What can I do to make you mine? 22.I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? 23.You should be someone's wife. 24.If he doesn't show, I'll be right over here. 25.So there you are! I've been looking all over for you. 26.I've been trying to meet a person like you for hours. 27.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 28.Hey, I need your help! My mother says if I don't get a date this weekend, she's putting me up for adoption. 29.Are you free tonight or will it cost me? 30.Excuse me but I'm doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in finding the true meaning of marathon? 31.Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best. 32.Darling, you haven't changed a bit since our divorce. 33.Fine! And you? 34.This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single. 35.You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met...today. 36.You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad. 37.Just where do those legs end? 38.What lovely eyes you have, are they yours or did you buy them? 39.You know, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone I know. 40.The best of me is behind me. 41.The girl I'm with, oh, she's my sister. 42.Would you like someone to mix with your drink? 43.Would you come back to my place and pet my dog? [ 44.Ca ] I be your slave for tonight? 45.Be different, say yes. 46.I'm in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot? 47.We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me. 48.Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and hot fudge sundaes. 49.Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. 50.Motel spelled backward is letom. 51.So, do you like bagels or muffins in the morning? 52.When's our wedding? 53.Bring on the gin, we've just found the tonic. [ 54.Ca ] I end a sentence with a proposition? 55.Excuse me, weren't you Shirley Maclaine in a past life? 56.Weren't we married in a past life? 57.My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here. 58.Funny, you don't look like a democrat. 59.Hi, I'm employed. 60.Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? 61.Perhaps you recognize me from adult movies. 62.There's an aura about you that's hidden, and I want to bring that aura out. 63.Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them? 64.What's your sign? 65.I want to bear all your children. 66.Love is like a rug...walk all over me...lie on me...but no animals allowed. 67.Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner. 68.Are those your real eyes? 69.Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor? 70.Whatever you do, don't ever cut your hair! 71.Would you like to take a shower? 72.You bring new meaning to the word "alien." 73.Take a chance. 74.Always good for you to see me again. 75.Are you actually beautiful or do you remind me of myself? 76.If life is a meat market, you're prime rib. 77.Would you like to be in movies? 78.Don't you know me from somewhere? 79.I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live. 80.My rank is a naval inspector. Let's go to your place for an inspection. 81.Here's your chance to get to know me. 82.I'm choking, I need mouth to mouth. 83.I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. 84.I've been noticing you not noticing me. 85.I'm lost. Which way to your house? 86.Excuse me for not getting up. I broke my ankle falling off my polo pony. 87.Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation? 88.There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you. 89.You smell delicious. 90.I thought women like you traveled in packs. 91.My drink is getting lonely, would you like to join me? 92.So when do you think we'll go metric? 93.I'm just a caraway seed in the bakery of life. 94.Sweetness is my weakness. 95.You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of business. 96.Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 97.What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room? 98.I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile, so could you please smile for me? 99.Hi, are those really yours? 100.Let's go lie down and talk about it. 101.I was, am, and will be crazy about you. 102.I can raise your blood pressure. 103.I have season tickets to the Timberwolves. 104.I'd gladly give up celibacy to be with you. 105.I am an organ donor, need anything? 106.I'm fit to be tied...and caressed and kissed and... 107.Nothing tastes as good as you look. 108.You must be lost because I have never seen anyone so beautiful here before. 109.I know my mother would just love you. 110.Today has been a dark cloud, would you care to be the silver lining? 111.What time do you have to be back in heaven? 112.You are truly beautiful, can you cook? 113.You're what God imagined when he said "Let there be woman." 114.You make my eyeballs happy. 115.Did you just smile, or was that the sun coming out? 116.You look like an angel. Welcome to earth. 117.I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours? 118.This menu looks good, but you're the most delicious thing here. 119.Hi, I'm interested, what's your name? 120.You must be the real reason for global warming. 121.My sign's right-away, what's yours? 122.So what are the chances that we can engage in anything besides just conversation? 123.I saw your picture today...in the dictionary next to the word beautiful. 124.I never knew Barbie Dolls came fully grown. 125.If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? 126.Do fries come with that shake? 127.You know what would look great on you? Me! 128.That dress would look great on my bedroom floor. 129.We've got to keep meeting like this. 130.(To a girl that's working) What time do you get off and how? 131.Is it a coincidence that your blouse matches my bed spread? 132.What are you doing later today- tomorrow and the next day? 133.Are you busy the rest of the month? 134.I've desperately am seeking someone of your caliber to explain the universe to me. 135.Wouldn't we look cute on top of a wedding cake together? 136.Will you marry me for an hour? 137.If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bath water. 138.Would you rather go out or stay in for breakfast in the morning? 139.That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. 140.You have some nice jewelry. It would look good on my nightstand. 141.Chicks dig me - I wear colored underwear 142.If I gave you a negligee for my birthday, would there be anything in it for me? 143.That's a nice shirt - can I talk you out of it? 144.Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. 145.Do I know you from somewhere - or is it just that you have your clothes on? 146.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples. 147.What do like for breakfast [ 148.Ca ] I buy you a drink, or would you just like the money 149.Would you like to have morning coffee with me 150.Lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you 151.I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk 152.I've had quite a bit to drink tonight & you're beginning to look pretty good! 153.I've got a thirst baby, and you smell like Gatorade 154.At the photocopier: "Reproducing hey? Can I help? 155.Hi, my name is Chris. How do you like me so far? 156.You look like a girl who has heard every single line in the book - so what's one more! 157.Bond. James Bond. 158.Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet? 159.Hi, I make more money than you can spend. 160.Hi, can I buy you a car? 161.I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment? 162.Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes. 163.Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 164.If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you. 165.I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed? 166.Do you have a 40 cents? Too bad, because I need to call my mother and tell her I just found the woman of my dreams. 167.Do you have a map?" "I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. 168.Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. 169.Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? 170.Inheriting eighty million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. 171.Excuse me, do you live around here often? 172.Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home together? 173.What's your sign? ( This one was used in honor of Mike Gunlogson) 174.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you. 175.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together. 176.I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? 177.I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realized I'd rather be holding you. 178.If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now. 179.I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman. 180.Sorry, I thought you were someone else, by the way, here's my card. 181.Say, didn't we go to different schools together? 182.Dump him 183.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? 184.Hi, my friend wants to know your name. 185.Are you smiling, or do I have my contacts in wrong? 186.You have the whitest teeth I have ever seen. 187.You look firmiliar. Aren't you that girl from my dreams? 188.May I have your autograph? 189.I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you. 190.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? 191.Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? 192.That shirt looks very becoming on you.... of course if I were on you I’d be coming too. 193.If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!! 194.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 195.Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day. 196.Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes! 197.Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 198.That dress looks nice.... Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room. 199.Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. 200.Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants. 201.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!? 202.Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you? 203.(Check female's shirt tag).... Just as I thought, made in heaven! 204.Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess. 205.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 206.Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! 207.Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time? 208.Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot 209.Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to? 210.My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not? 211.Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? 212.Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? 213.If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? 214.I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place? 215.Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in? 216.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you! 217.Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do? 218.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 219.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk? 220.That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it? 221.(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help? 222.That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I. 223.Hey baby, you want to see something swell? 224.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples.... 225.Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers! 226.I love every bone in your body...especially mine. 227.(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. 228.Pardon me, are you in heat?! 229.Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. 230.You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69. 231.You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. 232.You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! [ 234.Ca ] I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. 235.Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 236.You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square? 237.Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! 238.Your face or mine? 239.Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?! 240.Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 241.Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! 242.Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. 243.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 244.Make a calling card that says...Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile. 245.Hi, my name's Chris, how do you like me so far? 246.Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us. 247.Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza? 248.She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? : Him: Do you have the energy? 249.Bond. James Bond. 250.You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beaten me to it. 251.You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more? 252.Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.): Him: I like nothing better. 253.Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "are you ready to go home now? 254.You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else. 255.At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?" 256.You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across. 257.That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing. 258.Think you can dance in those shoes? 259.OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat 260.Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!" 261.You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. 262.Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight? 263.Good-looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! : Guy: As soon as I finish this drink. 264.Lie down. I think I love you. 265.What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? 266.I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. 267.If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you. 268.My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. 269.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. [ 270.Ca ] you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? 271.I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate. 272.Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? 273.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets in side out....) Would you like to? 274.You know I really am James Bond's body double. 275.Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes. 276.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 277.I think I could fall madly in bed with you. 278.Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight. 279.You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said 'Particular nice weather?’ 280.Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll chew, chew, chew! (choo!) 281.Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. 282.Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! 283.Oh, you're a bird watcher.... (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? 284.Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her! 285.Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out! 286.Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart. 287.(At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I don't know where he is.... (Motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here with you. 288.Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow! 289.Here's a quarter.... Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight! 290.Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together! 291.Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm! 292.Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? 293.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. [ 294.Ca ] I borrow a quarter? [Why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her! 295.You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear! 296.Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take/eat what I want! 297.Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway! 298.My name is Chris. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later. 299.Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? [ 300.Ca ] I flirt with you? 301.Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns! 302.[Checking her shirt tag] Just making sure you were the right size! 303.(Grab her ass...) Pardon me, is this seat taken? 304.Is it hot in here? Or is it just you? [ 305.Ca ] I have directions? (To where?) To your heart! 306.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 307.So.... How am I doin'? 308.How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes? 309.(Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg. 310.You know what would look good on you? Me! 311.Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? 312.Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Kate!" She says, "I'm not Kate!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!" 313.She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight! : He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime! 314.I would love to be the sod under your feet. 315.I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? 316.Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are! 317.Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? 318.Hey, didn't we go to different schools together? 319.You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! 320.Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa? 321.What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? 322.I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. |
| I'm feeling not unwell right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 1:42am |
 Coolness: 153100 | 601. Excuse me, didnt I see you being chased by the cops earlier?
Really, I could have sworn youre the girl who stole my heart sharkattack'ack'ack'ack'ackkkk |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 1:47am |
 Coolness: 339710 | meh, this one was way better: "If I flipped a coin, what are my chances of getting head?" |
| I'm feeling you up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 1:53am |
| Coolness: 153100 | I was going for the worst actually.
They're pretty much all jam packed of the lamest shit ever possible... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 2:24am |
 Coolness: 102810 | great even move stuff for Noah to put in flirts |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 6:07am |
 Coolness: 140730 | dude... another one of those fucking posts from the twilight zone! |
| I'm feeling a storm brewing right now.. | |
603 Pickup Lines
| Page: 1 |
[ Top Of Page ] |
Post A Reply |
You must be logged in to post a reply.
[ Top Of Page ] |
