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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Feb 3, 2003 @ 2:49am |
 Coolness: 685575 | Probability Theory
If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great litery works in Braille. Bio-Mechanics Why Yawning is Contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. The resulting pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they then yawn to even it out. Symbolic Logic Communist China is technologically underdeveloped because it has no alphabet. Therefore the Chinese cannot use acronyms to communicate technical ideas at a faster rate. Newtonian Mechanics The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, cutting tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast. Linguistics The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If ommitted in one place, they turn up an another. When A Bostonian "pahks his cah," the lost R's migrate southwest, causing Texans to "warsh" their car and to invest in "erl" wells. Perpetual Motion When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. It was proposed to strap giant slabs of hot buttered toast to the back of hundred of tethered cats. The two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground. Using the giant butterd toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE replied on Mon Feb 3, 2003 @ 2:56am |
 Coolness: 60825 | hmm
im gonna try the butter on cat theory |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Mon Feb 3, 2003 @ 9:56am |
 Coolness: 160530 | if anyone could fin the factor theorem.. I kinda couldn't read what the teacher wrote on the board.. :D |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ontheroadagain replied on Mon Feb 3, 2003 @ 12:22pm |
 Coolness: 54320 | ROFL
Probability Theory: so fucking true Bio-Mechanics: hmmmm...mayhaps your right...*yawn* Symbolic Logic: ummmm...maybe not Newtonian Mechanics: bah...tall structures balance it off... Linguistics: hahahahahaha tooo funny! Perpetual Motion:hahahahah....hahahahhaahahaha good one:) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Wed Feb 5, 2003 @ 2:57pm |
| Coolness: 148800 | bahahahahaha!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Wed Feb 5, 2003 @ 6:29pm |
 Coolness: 339650 | actually yawning is to get more air in your lungs, it normally happens when your brain isn't getting enough oxygen, so your body reacts.. and when you yawn you inhale quite a bit more then usual..
equalizing your ear pressure is a side effect. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Wed Feb 5, 2003 @ 8:02pm |
| Coolness: 148800 | no... yawning is caused by the same thing a hiccuping... its something to do with the diaphram and air.... i cant remember |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Wed Feb 5, 2003 @ 8:50pm |
| Coolness: 339650 | don't make me ask my sister on this one.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PookStah replied on Wed Feb 5, 2003 @ 9:56pm |
| Coolness: 105900 | yawning is lack of oxygen to the brain, and hiccuping is like lack of breath, so i dont get when ppl say hold ur breath when u have hiccups, ur really supposed to breathe deeply
-------->altering perception alters the claims reality makes on you |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Wed Feb 5, 2003 @ 10:25pm |
| Coolness: 148800 | i dunno.... |
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