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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zeldaissocool replied on Fri Jan 31, 2003 @ 10:48pm |
 Coolness: 47560 | There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device ... a vibrator ... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent fake," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy ... if you explain the kids." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zeldaissocool replied on Fri Jan 31, 2003 @ 10:49pm |
| Coolness: 47560 | here's some more:
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labour. The child should be in my custody." The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defence?" The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honour, If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... whose Pepsi is it - the machine's or mine?" -CJ |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zeldaissocool replied on Fri Jan 31, 2003 @ 10:50pm |
| Coolness: 47560 | An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when they defrost, don't they?" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Sun Feb 2, 2003 @ 8:55pm |
| Coolness: 94400 | HAHAHHAA I LOVE IT. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sun Feb 2, 2003 @ 8:59pm |
 Coolness: 194150 | although i heard the pepsi one before, this is some funny shit |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Sun Feb 2, 2003 @ 9:47pm |
| Coolness: 148940 | hahah!!
women are objects!! just like coke machines! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Sun Feb 2, 2003 @ 9:51pm |
| Coolness: 94400 | haha I love sexist jokes |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Feb 2, 2003 @ 10:10pm |
 Coolness: 685715 | hahahahaha shut up and get back in the kitchen. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sun Feb 2, 2003 @ 11:38pm |
 Coolness: 339790 | rofl |
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