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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Nov 29, 2006 @ 4:16pm |
And NO condoms allowed ok? Just fuck fuck fuck and pop out babies! Doesn't matter if you can support them, they'll be fine, trust me.
So go! Why are you still here? take those pants off and stick your shaft up towards the womb and make it happen already! COMMON! COPULATE DAMN IT! | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Nov 29, 2006 @ 4:20pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Nov 29, 2006 @ 4:27pm |
no no! we NEED the babies... again, don't worry about the future, everything will work out, it always does
having babies is the only worthwhile thing to do, if you don't make babies(or at least raise one) you're existence is meaningless!!! life doesn't end with you, it's just the begining! so stop being selfish and get pregnant damn it! any one without a mate can stop by my place anytime after 5pm... I've got a baby making cannon hidden in my pants. women only! you men are useless to me!! lol | |
I'm feeling victory right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 11:34am |
think about it twice, i'm telling y'allz !
having kids means dealin' with BOTH the nicest things ever AND the hardest .. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 11:40am |
having kids means dealin' with BOTH the nicest things ever AND the hardest ..
What does my dick have to do with other people's kids?! | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 11:51am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 12:28pm |
lol
you would know for sure Stunna, but I can imagine that it's also been the most thrilling experience in you life, to have a kid. I envy that i most say, cause I was there once, but chose the easy path of NOT having it.... i regret it, cause I think no one is ever ready for it, until it happens. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 1:17pm |
Hmm, seriously, I think I'm too fucked up to raise a kid. I got teased as a child, and if I see my child getting teased, or worse, teasing other kids, I think I might do very evil things.
I'm only 20, so my mind might change with time, but for now, well... I'm happy they invented pills ;) | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 1:28pm |
Originally Posted By AERIAL_RAVER
Hmm, seriously, I think I'm too fucked up to raise a kid. I got teased as a child, and if I see my child getting teased, or worse, teasing other kids, I think I might do very evil things. I'm only 20, so my mind might change with time, but for now, well... I'm happy they invented pills ;) lol too fucked up?! That's humans alright... but it'll be 6 years before you're kid go to grade school, keep that in mind! you'll be 26!!! | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 2:25pm |
I resent the above statement "having babies is the only worthwhile thing to do, if you don't make babies(or at least raise one) you're existence is meaningless!!!" (assuming of course that it's not written with complete sarcasm). The statement basically implies that every person who's never had a child contributed nothing to the species, our culture, or the environment in which we live.
I suppose all the people in the following list have been completely useless and shouldn't have even bothered existing altogether since, according to what you've implied is the only purpose in living... George Washington Arthur C. Clark Dr. Elizabeth Blackwell Mickey Rourke Oprah Winfrey Louis Armstrong Julia Child Ella Fitzgerald Katharine Hepburn Edgar J Hoover Emily Dickinson Dr. Seuss Christopher Walken David Letterman Jay Leno Quentin Tarantino Should I go on? I guess why bother,... all the inventors, writers, doctors, entertainers, musicians, philosophers, poets, scientists, politicians, military personnel, business owners, etc, who didn't have children cause they either chose not to or were unable to accomplished nothing whatsoever and shouldn't be respected or remembered by humanity. It's obvious that you need to rethink your argument and realize that unlike other species which don't have the mental or physical capability to do anything constructive purpose for us extends way beyond simple reproduction. It might be a good idea to check out the following link as well... [ www.childfreebychoice.com ] | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 2:40pm |
it's a personal thing, like your cousin (i did read your post, but responding would have been suicide considering how long it would have been) I believe I am nothing unless I contribute to society and raise a strong moraled individual. but that's a personal goal I feel I can achieve... so I choose it for myself. Everyone has differing views though of course. Although this whole thread is half a joke, I am also half serious and it is meant purely as arguments to convince others to procreate... arguments, in order to be persuasive must be direct and extreme, sometimes. But you guys all do what you want, AFTER you have that kid. ;) | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 3:07pm |
Don't misinterpret what I'm saying, having children is definitely a positive thing. I myself would also someday like to contribute to humanity by having at least 1 child of my own and hopefully, if my financial and social situation allows for it, adopting several others. It just seems so basic and so instictive that procreating alone wouldn't satisfy my overall desire to contribute to humanity. I'd like to assume of course that you have other secondary goals which would also contribute to humanity's (social) evolution aside from simply having children...
Also note that for the record, the cousin I was refering to enjoys arguing with me alot sometimes purely tyo play devil's advocate for his own entertainment purposes which makes it extremely difficult for me to gauge the level of seriousness (in any) in his arguments whenever we discuss or debate cyclical topics related to politics, philosophy, religion, social issues, and morality which can all be viewed and argued from multiple, often oppossing perspectives which all have the potential for rational and/or emotional justifications relative to the individual's experiences or opinions. The way I see it existence and life don't need a pupose, they serve their own purpose. Simply put, Purpose is something each individual creates to justify their own existence, or existence as a whole which, ironically need not even be justified to begin with or have any explanation for regardless. In the beginning probability existed and we, along with the current state of reality are all simply byproducts of the equation who's beginning and end can never be determined. In other words, we're all variables. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 3:38pm |
Am I your cousing? you describe him as if he were me as I simply love arguing against, even if I agree with what I am arguing against...
You reminded me of a quote I love. How do you know if your life still has a purpose. If you're alive, it does. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 3:51pm |
We're all likely very distant cousins if anything. As humans we all share certain genetic properties which inevitably predisposes us to share certain psychological properties as well.
Basically this conversation was determined to happen in some form or reality, between unknown individuals, at an artitrary time, under irrelevant circumstances... | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 4:32pm |
[ www.rave.ca ]
1st step you have to get the baby drunk! [ www.rave.ca ] step 2: ask murdock rock to insert things in baby's ass..he especially like baby'ass between 1 month and 3 | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 4:33pm |
So it's settled! Murdock will take care of your babies! | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 5:02pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 5:12pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Niji replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 5:58pm |
hrm... IUDs ftw. Update » Niji wrote on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 6:01pm oh, and btw...
"On September 12, 2003, Letterman announced that his long-time girlfriend and ex-colleague Regina Lasko [6] was six months pregnant with his child. His son Harry Joseph Letterman, named after David's late father, was born on November 3, 2003. Letterman was about to tape a show when the news came that Lasko was in labor and thus Shaffer was forced to step in as guest host for the broadcast." | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Nov 30, 2006 @ 6:03pm |
kids are the future, no future without the kids... one way or another, as a species, we need to reproduce, and if you want to be a valuable member of that species, you either have make it easier for others to reproduce or do it yourself.
I guess NOT having a mate makes it easier for others to find a mate though... | |
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