How To Prank A Telemarketer
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 5:48am |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Necspress replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 6:30am |
 Coolness: 53620 | HAHAHA, that's good prank. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 6:41am |
 Coolness: 685605 | well I can't get it to load, but the best thing I can think of is to have an airhorn. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 12:51pm |
 Coolness: 226290 | That's wicked;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 1:03pm |
 Coolness: 159135 | Screwhead, get Firefox. Works fine with me at least. And it's worth it. Heh. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 1:40pm |
 Coolness: 158750 | hahaha i like it! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 2:02pm |
 Coolness: 103270 | Awww yeah GOLD pure fuckin GOLD! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Coco replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 4:48pm |
 Coolness: 32040 | when a telemarkerter calls you tell him you are busy and ask if you can call him back at home, obviously he is going to say they don't give out there home phone numbers and then you say why because you dont wanna be bothered in your home and private life, when they attempt to answer you reply with a comment like do you understand now ? and hang up the phone.. seinfeld is a genius!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 4:57pm |
 Coolness: 299340 | Agreed |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 5:46pm |
 Coolness: 73100 | haha that was pretty funny.
I got a telemarketer once, pretended that he was calling a crack-house and was asking him all kinds of questionsrelating to our dealer and shit like that, sadly though I didn't record it. Messing with telemarketers is fun. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 7:10pm |
| Coolness: 178660 | - Oui, bonjour, nous aimerions faire un sondage...
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 7:22pm |
| Coolness: 299340 | haha ça jle fais tout le temps |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Mon Nov 20, 2006 @ 6:00am |
 Coolness: 164815 | le plus disturbant aussi cest tu part a rire comme si cetait une joke pis tu raccroche ! pis a chaque fois qui rappelle tu repond pis tu fais juste rire haeheahheaheaheahhehaehehaheaeahhha pis tu raccroche :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» sex.is.boring replied on Mon Nov 20, 2006 @ 6:27am |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Mon Nov 20, 2006 @ 10:18am |
 Coolness: 83890 | I LOVE WHEN TELEMARKETERS CALL ME!!!
once i harassed the shit out of the gazette patrol.. i acted like a comple psyco (not much of a strech) until the manager guy hung up... then i called back the number on my caller i.d.... busy... busy... busy, as i shoulda guessed... so i looked up the name of the companys head office... and started calling the guy back repeatedly to appologize and then later on in the week "just to talk". it was funny cuz i had all the companys info and i'd tell the guy that i just wanted to be his friend and that i'd pick him up after work and then ask him to verify the adress. the dude was mad scared of me. it was amused |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Mon Nov 20, 2006 @ 10:29am |
 Coolness: 81705 | *Rolls eyes*
Honestly, the prank is marginal at best. I'm aware that most of you probably believe that I'm too much of a critic but having worked in the industry for several years I can guarantee you that very few tele-salesmen with any experience (if any) would actually fall for such a prank on even stay on the line despite the seemingly threatening statement made to him/her. No actual investigator or police office say "keep your ass on the phone" to a complete stranger who just happened to be calling the house nor would they give away details about the crime itself without first verifying the relationship with the deceased. That type of request / order not only aggitates people and puts them on the defensive but is extremely rude and unprofessional from a law enforcemrent officer's standpoint. I would instantly know that someone was tryng to pull a fast one on me and would rebuttal that in a second, not by asking if he wanted to speak with my supervisor but I would demand his full name, badge number, and that I speak with his supervisor or another investigating officer on the scene to immediately to certify the legitimacy of his claim. If an excuse or refussal was made I'd state that I was going to call the police station in the district to verify his badge numver, status with the force, and file a formal complaint for making implications that I was in any way involved without even having reasonable suspicion. The pseudo-cop playing the prank would have no potential out and would be forced to hang up or give up the ruse completely. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Mon Nov 20, 2006 @ 12:02pm |
| Coolness: 159135 | Unfortunately, some people I know who have worked in the telemarketing business are half as smart as you are, Phoenix.
I don't doubt for a second a minority of telemarketers would react like this. Sad, yes. Improbable, nope. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Mon Nov 20, 2006 @ 1:50pm |
| Coolness: 83890 | yeah i woulda called bullshit too...
the fact that the guy is a moron is pretty funny though!!! my prank was way funnier still cuz i acctually got calls through to telemarketers. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 20, 2006 @ 1:54pm |
| Coolness: 685605 | Seriously, though, just keep an airhorn next to the phone and tell 'em to hold on for a second 'cause your hands are full. People usually tune their hearing in more when someone says to wait a second 'cause they don't want to miss when the person comes back and don't want to be caught off guard. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Mon Nov 20, 2006 @ 1:56pm |
 Coolness: 282470 | That was fucking hilarious! |
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