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Hand Over Them Balls
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 12:32am |
 Coolness: 103435 | A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them." Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Br34th3 replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 1:10am |
 Coolness: 127865 | clever... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 1:44am |
 Coolness: 299425 | not very funny. I got a good one that one of the bouncers at saphir told me.
What's the difference between a fat chick and a scooter? Theyre both fun to ride until your friends see you |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 2:18am |
 Coolness: 685690 | |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 3:02am |
 Coolness: 150560 | *shakes head*... that was awful. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 9:34am |
 Coolness: 339765 | Originally Posted By EL_LEADER_MAXIMO
not very funny. I got a good one that one of the bouncers at saphir told me. What's the difference between a fat chick and a scooter? Theyre both fun to ride until your friends see you Since when is sex with a fat chick fun? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 9:38am |
| Coolness: 685690 | bwahahahahaha
NEOFOWND! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Mon Oct 23, 2006 @ 10:04am |
 Coolness: 134370 | always. |
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