Dead Baby Jokes!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 5:35am |
 Coolness: 685590 | How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender
And how do you take them out? With nachos. What's the difference between a pie and a dead baby? I don't fuck a pie before I eat it. |
| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 8:10am |
 Coolness: 175440 | Qu'est-ce qui a 2 antennes
et cours partout? Un enfant avec deux fourchettes dans les yeux |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM replied on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 10:49am |
 Coolness: 86855 | Whats easier to unload, a truck full of balloons or a truck full of dead babies???
well you can't use a pitchfork on balloons. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 2:16pm |
 Coolness: 153005 | whats more disgusting than 10 dead babies in a waste basket...
one baby in 10! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 4:12pm |
 Coolness: 509560 | there's a thread like this....
What's small purple and squeals? A skinned dead baby in a bag of salt. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 5:32pm |
 Coolness: 150460 | Yeah there was an old thread like this, and I think it too was started by Screwhead.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby. Oooooo Update » Mico wrote on Fri Oct 13, 2006 @ 5:34pm What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
Matt. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 8:59am |
 Coolness: 178645 | What sounds does a baby in a blender makes?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating. Hmm, I love this thread!!! ^____^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 9:16am |
| Coolness: 685590 | yeah, I didn't feel like going through all the silly jokes section to find my old thread, so I made a new one!
What do you get when you stab a baby? An erection! How do you stop a baby from walking around in circles? Nail his other foot to the floor. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Sun Oct 15, 2006 @ 3:10pm |
 Coolness: 122310 | what's harder than nailing a dead baby to a lamp post?
nailing it to a puppy how do you stop a dead baby from falling into a manhole? throw a spear through its head what's red and yellow and scratches at the door? a baby in the microwave |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Sun Oct 15, 2006 @ 5:09pm |
| Coolness: 153005 | how much dead babies does it take to paint a room?
depends on how fast you throw them! |
| I'm feeling mdmaizé right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Mon Oct 16, 2006 @ 8:47pm |
| Coolness: 178645 | What's red in a corner?
- a baby playing with a razor. What's green in a corner? - the same baby 3 months later. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Wed Oct 18, 2006 @ 12:06am |
 Coolness: 65300 | this is my favorite thread by far! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Oct 18, 2006 @ 1:11am |
 Coolness: 265955 | agreed, this is mental masturbation. |
| I'm feeling squirrels right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Oct 18, 2006 @ 1:11am |
| Coolness: 685590 | Only mental? |
| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Oct 18, 2006 @ 1:12am |
| Coolness: 265955 | ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Oct 18, 2006 @ 11:53am |
| Coolness: 178645 | luv it! |
| I'm feeling insane right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Wed Oct 18, 2006 @ 1:00pm |
| Coolness: 150460 | Yup. Dead baby jokes make me smile.
What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts? You can't gargle gravel. What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie. teehee |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Thu Oct 19, 2006 @ 8:49pm |
| Coolness: 153005 | HAHA kebabie
omg |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Anarkoid replied on Fri Oct 20, 2006 @ 12:48am |
 Coolness: 192675 | How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. |
| I'm feeling octosquidish right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Oct 20, 2006 @ 1:16am |
| Coolness: 685590 | How do you make a dead baby float?
I always thought you had to add ice-cream and rootbeer... |
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