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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Aug 10, 2006 @ 9:57pm |
 Coolness: 685665 | Fuck Wikipedia, it's all about Uncyclopedia
Che Guevara
From Uncyclopedia A communist revolutionary from Latin America who can often be found on t-shirts which are worn so that other people can be forewarned that the teenager they are about to deal with is a clueless asshat. What's really funny is when these douchebags wear a peace symbol right next to a picture of him, since he was one of the single most murderous, brutal revolutionaries in the history of Latin America. Scientists have wrapped copper wire around Guevara's body and surrounded him by magnets because he is turning over in his grave so fast due to the commercialization of his image that he now powers most of South and Central America by himself. He is thus the most prolific revolutionary in the history of the world, making over 200 revolutions per second. This is 192 rps faster than the second runner up, Robespierre who is said to have reached 8 revolutions per second during a particularly fierce figure skating competition with Mary Antoinette. Elephant
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. ” ~ Oscar Wilde on Elephant A carnivorous flightless bird similar to the hamster but bigger and more conservative. White, grey, pink, or baby blue in colour, they have razor-sharp teeth and a long, prehensile feeding tentacle that they use to suck the internal revenue from their public. Elephants come in four sizes: African, Indian, Jumbo, and Vente. The Jumbo is unique in its ability to fly extremely long distances, although recent events in the USA have caused much disruption to their normal migratory patterns. Up until 1941 it had always been assumed that a Jumbo's flying ability was derived from its use of a "magic feather" but Disney scientists were the first to prove (by means of pushing a baby Jumbo off a high ladder into a tub of water) that the feather is not required. The accepted theory now is that Jumbos are just a bit gay. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Haha replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 8:21am |
 Coolness: 40610 | The Che definition is dead on. Hydro has tried to harness the Che power for years.
I`m tired of seeing Che shirts everywhere. Much like the Ramones or Motorhead shirts. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 8:34am |
 Coolness: 339740 | good stuff :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 11:16am |
 Coolness: 201300 | yeah I wrote a couple of articles on there, haven't checked the site in ages though |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» moondancer replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 12:23pm |
 Coolness: 92340 | Che shirts are hillarious cause most of the people wearing them have no clue who he is or that there is anything to known at all. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 1:41pm |
 Coolness: 509635 | Che founded Taco Bell right?!
(kiding!) what is this uncyclopedia? |
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