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I'M Still Awake.
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Jan 20, 2003 @ 5:57am |
 Coolness: 685710 | You know writing these things isn't as easy as you think.
First of all you have your general mental blocks. Then you have to decide if you really want to divulge that certain information you do come up with in the middle of the night during a steaming wet dream involving your mom and some dwarfs in neon G-strings tying you up and smearing Crisco all over your member while you scream and shout in total frustration as they dangle you over a vat of hot cat vomit and fermented mulch which is giving the high of your life and you are seeing visions of screaming luscious miniature horny toads croaking and leaping and you feel your scrotum tense up and your head is getting larger expanding with a throb here and there and everywhere and your mom laughs and pretty soon it starts raining cheesecake, puffballs, and gumdrops and all the dwarfs turn into giants and start yelling 'he hi ho hum where is my toilet gum?' and you know where it is, it's in your pocket right by your pant-a-brator 2 but you are saving it and hope they don't find it but pretty soon you realize it just is not Tuesday anymore. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Jan 20, 2003 @ 5:58am |
| Coolness: 685710 | Baby Jesus, man, he's cool.
He's the fuckin' coolest. You should all get into the baby jesus. He's just fuckin' great. I love him. I mean, i've only been into him for a few minutes, but he's fuckin' great! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Jan 20, 2003 @ 6:01am |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Jan 20, 2003 @ 6:11am |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Jan 20, 2003 @ 6:20am |
| Coolness: 685710 | A special t-shirt for Paul! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Mon Jan 20, 2003 @ 7:19am |
 Coolness: 138840 | I dont need no guide to be a whore. |
I'M Still Awake.
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