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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jul 9, 2006 @ 4:26am
alienzed
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This is a pair-posting thread. The topic is the story of a man or woman or any character that could be related to the previously mentioned character.

Let's just say we are writing a thrilling action adventure book but only in obstacle/escape, riddle/answer, problem/solution terms.
I will start off with a horrible issue no adventurer ever wants to face and then you have to come up with the solution.

Rules: - Four longish sentences MAX. Recom. 1-2
- Post can't kill character, there's always a way out.
- No limit to creativity otherwise.

Steve Nail, aka Jack Hammer, has a problem: a big problem. He is tied to a telephone poll, falling at 150mph from 60 000 feet in the air!!!! Not only that but he's strapped to a ticking dynamite time bomb with 30 seconds counting down.

(I can't wait to see how he manages to fall into a hot tub full of naked celebreties or something.) Play
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Sun Jul 9, 2006 @ 7:04pm
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He grabs the bomb furiously trying too disarm it, he gets sweatier and more nervous as he plumits to the merciless ground below him. Then he begins to hallucinate and the bomb turns into a baby laughing at him with red eyes saying "The bottle was too small Jack" laughing hysterically. What was the baby talking about? Jack had no clue what was going on. then the telephone pole on his back turns into a 15 foot, 400 pound venomous rattle snake...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Jul 10, 2006 @ 7:17pm
alienzed
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It was now obvious that he wasn't falling from frightening heights but actually on extremely powerful hallucinatory drugs. The drugs were obviously a ploy to get him to reveal the true location of the Hauk'Ti Golden Statue that the Mayan's hid away so many moons ago. But how to come down and defeat his enemies? Just then, it came to him.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA replied on Wed Jul 12, 2006 @ 12:03am
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he had to find the only staircase ever constructed in the world, and to go downstairs. but how could he find that staircase in a world where everyone spoke either lies or truth, and all the words they said were backwards? all he had heard about that staircase was that it was protected by a woman with three heads and he had to kiss the right head in order to be mercified from a very painful death. but now, which direction shall he take?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Jul 12, 2006 @ 1:17am
alienzed
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But just then it dawned on him that he had found the staircase four hours earlier, made out with the right-most head of the woman and then got the best head from the three headed woman! It's like she never got tired because she had three heads, and every head gave head a little bit differently. The rattle snake turned out to be the hair of the three headed woman that was all over him and the bed they were doing the monkey dance on.
Suddenly a fierce demon like beast of a man broke through the door and, holding an axe, screamed at the top of his lungs:
"YOU WILL NOW DIE FOR CORRUPTING MY VIRGIN DAUGHTER. sss."
Update » AlienZeD wrote on Mon Jul 24, 2006 @ 2:48am
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